“What?” Peach asked and then smiled, “Not ready to be a daddy?”
“Does it look like I am?” Steve pointed at the one-bedroom apartment.
“You know people have been having kids with a lot less for a very long time,” Peach quipped, “But I can understand your concerns. There should be an edit function for me in the app.”
Steve pulled Princess Peach’s profile and started poking around looking for the setting.
“Mind if I find it?” Peach held out her hand.
Steve was hesitant for a second but handed over the phone without question. Peach took the phone and after a second handed it back to Steve.
“Select ‘Free Martian’ to put my reproductive system on standby,” Peach said, “That will insure I am always ready to go and there is no risk of me getting pregnant.”
Steve looked at the options in the drop down menu, and saw Free Martin and next to it, “Free Martian Plus.” Steve tapped the “?” next to Free Martin Plus and saw that for a few Sexy Points he could make Princess Peach immune to all normal sexual infections. Steve saw that he had plenty to spare right now so he opted to take that option.
“Steve,” Peach asked, “Why did you pick this version of me?”
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