To the Sorority

"The Phi Kappa Pi sorority is the oldest and most prestigious sorority on campus," said Mike. "Let's fuck with them."

"Awesome!"

Mike used the wand to zap the two of them outside the Phi Kappa Pi house. "Here's the plan," he said. He zapped both of them, and they were both wearing dark blue suits and dark ties. He reached in his pocket and pulled out a badge. The badge said Greek Society Police with the school logo on it. "We are not the "Greek Society Police," and what we say is law. These girls will be terrified about being kicked out of school, so they'll do whatever we say."

"Cool, very cool," said Jim.

Mike zapped the large white colonial house. "Now, they are doing a sexy, but illegal hazing. Let's bust them."

The two walked up to the house and entered the house. They saw the freshman girls kneeling before a row of dildos attached to a long wooden board. The girls were sucking the dildos.

Mike and Jim flashed their badges. "Greek Society Police! This is a raid!"

The girls standing behind the naked, dildo-sucking pledges gasped and grew scared.

"You girls are in a lot of trouble!" said Jim.

"Please, no!" said one of the girls. "We're so sorry!"

"You will be!" said Mike. "You can all be expelled for this!"

"Please!" said another girl. "We'll do anything!" She was shaking in fear.

"Anything?" asked Jim.

"Yes!" she said.

"Well, there is something you can do."