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Chapter 13
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manjumemajeur
What do you do?
Ambush the elf archer (1)
**** precision, excellent eyesight, you knew this elf archer could get you from a very far distance and could shoot several times at you before you could get close to him. Before anything you decided to scan him with your "scanner" skill.
You obtained the several information about him:
Elf archer lv 4
Mind points: 37/50
Health points: 42/50
Magic points: 36/40
Attack: 12 (+ 2 thanks to his bow)
Defense: 8
Mind attack: 12 (+2 thanks to his bow but useless against you in this server: monsters cannot be mind affected by heroes)
Mind defense: 12
Speed: 15
Agility: 15
Dodge: 7%
Critical chances: 3%
Luck: 8
Magic attack: 12
Magic defense: 12
By luck it seems he was a beginner: his bow and his arrows were the only stuff he had on him apparently. You heard from some of otherm onsters that archers could use different types of arrows to several things such as elemental attacks, mind attacks or to give status effects. But here he had just an ultra basic type of arrow).
You also used your bracelet of fetishes to know what were his fetishes (doubles mind dmgs if one faces a fetish he/she likes) and anti fetishes (if one faces something he/she hates mind dmg will be halved):
Fetishes: loves green feet, dirty feet, stinky feet, wet feet, oiled feet, big feet, kids' feet
Anti fetishes: old people feet
Wow! Juicy information! You never thought a cute elf like him could love dirty feet and stuff like that. you knew that having to face one or more fetishes would double dmg to MP and since you had green feet it was the perfect target!
Though you had to be careful: those pointy ears were not here for nothing: he can hear you too ... though by luck a group of heavily armed black knights. They were easily 15 and at least 5 of them were ridding some horses! The elf boy looked annoy by that because he couldn't focuse correctly with all that noise. He looked a bit angry but the condescending look of one of those knight calmed him immediately: most of them had a high level and he was barely lv 4.
Somewhat you could relate to that! Pretty much all heroes look at you as if you were trash. But that was not going to stop you from dominating this elf boy with your cute small green feet!
You approached carefully the elf boy, making sure to be in his back ... by luck the group of knights still produced enough sound to cover noises you produced and once you were close enough you jumped on him and putted your green feet on his face (ambush attack: mind defense of the ennemy reduced to 1 during the calculation of this attack + 1 free action).
[dice throw: 20/100 ... your critical chances were 14% which mean you gave him a normal attack]
The elf boy received 14 dmg to his mind points (your mind attack (8) - his mind defense (1) = 7 dmgs but it's doubles because of his fetish for green feet).
Thanks to that attack you were able to steal an object from him: a minor mind potion
"What? Oh no! Green feet! Beautiful green feet! I mean ... no no I hate feet!"
"Yeah right you hate feet!"
You attacked again because of the ambush.
no critical hit but thanks to his fetishes you still inflicted 2 dmgs to his mind points (dmg cannot be inferior to 1 (even if his mind defense is back to it'sn ormal ammount) and it's doubled). Now the elf boy had 28/50 mind points.
You were almost sure the elf boy had a hard on.
"Then why's your body reacting like that if you hate feet? I bet you secretly love goblins' feet right elf bitch?"
How will this battle continue?
Game Monster
From Creep to Boss
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
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