scrubbing down

you get into the shower and begin to clean up while your mind drifts off trying to bring back the rest of your dream. All you can remember though is that crazy gypsy saying something about dooming you to a life of philandering satyriasis, whatever the hell that means!

As you come back to the present you decided to have a better look at your schlong. Yup, it is definitely bigger than it was yesterday when you went to sleep. For starters its incredibly thick, about as thick around as a can of redbull. And much longer, longer soft now than it was hard before. Even your balls are bigger, easily triple the size they were before and hanging incredibly low. It can't be natural, this kind of thing does not happen overnight.

After you finish your shower you go to put on clothes. The first problem you find is underwear. If you put on your old boxers you end up hanging past the end of the fabric on the leg, if you wear you tighty-whiteys you end up sticking out the top of the waist band. you decide on the boxers and the loosest pair of pants you can find, an old pair of jeans, but even in those your bulge is obvious. Having done your best you head downstairs to grab breakfast.