She makes you leave

“Get the FUCK out of my car, you weirdo. Before I call the cops.” The delivery girl yells.

“Okay, Okay! Jeez.”

“And you should see a doctor about that penis. That’s not normal. Looks like my clit,” She laughs.

She leaves you stranded in the street and drives off. You turn around and Haley and the other women are cracking up.

You slowly walk towards your house, covering your crotch.

“Shh, shh, there he is. Be quiet,” Haley says to the women.

“Hey, hows It hanging?” One woman says to you. The others start giggling.

You immediately walk to your door. It’s locked. You realize that you left the keys inside in a panic. “Fuck,” You mutter to yourself.

“Did you lock yourself out?” Haley says.

You turn to her. “....yes, It seems I have. Could I...borrow something to wear for the time being, Haley?”