She goes inside

“Okay, wait here. I’ll be right back,” Mackenzie tells you.

“Okay, please be quick. I’m freezing.” You tell her.

Mackenzie goes inside. You cower in the passenger seat, praying that nobody will walk by the car.

About 10 minutes later, Mackenzie comes back out with another girl. She is also wearing a Frying Thompson uniform and has bleach blonde hair. You pull the window down.

Mackenzie explains what’s happening. “Hey man, this is Stacy. She works with me. I explained the situation to her and she’s gonna get you an apron to cover up with. Okay?”

Stacy waves, as she is blowing a bubble from her chewing gum. You seem unsure. “Okay....what about you?”

Mackenzie tells you, “I gotta get back to work. Stacy is getting off now though, so she can help you out. I need you to get out of the car.”

You begin to open the door.

“And leave my sweatshirt there, please.”

You stare at her. “You want me to just stand out here naked?? In front of this girl?”

“You seemed fine doing that earlier! Come on, get out. I gotta go.”

You reluctantly put the sweatshirt to the side and step out of the vehicle.

Stacy begins **** on her gum, laughing so hard at the sight of you. You roll your eyes. She calms herself down after fits of laughter and ****. She then bends down to get a closer look.

“Wow. You weren’t kidding!! Holy shit.” says Stacy, in awe.

“What did you tell her?” I ask Mackenzie.

“I just explained the situation to her. I was being truthful, that’s all” she says.

“How Big is this thing?” Stacy asks in shock.

“I’m 4 inches okay?” You say defensively.

They both look up at you doubtfully.

“Okay, fine. I’m around 2 inches right now...” you try to say.

They still stare at you in doubt.

“OKAY FINE MY PENIS IS 1 INCH! You happy?”

Stacy and Mackenzie look at each other and burst into hysterics.

“See how much better it is to tell the truth?” Says Mackenzie.

“1 inch barely counts as a penis. This is a glorified clitoris, my man.” Says Stacy, staring at it in pity. “Tell me you’re not erect...”

“He is,” admits Mackenzie. “That’s the biggest he’s been all day.”

“Shut up, don’t tell her that!” You say, as you cover up your crotch.

“Alright, this has been fun. I gotta get back to work now.” Mackenzie says. She turns around to leave.

“Wait, Mackenzie!” You yell. She turns to you.

“Would you wanna...go out sometime? With me?” You manage to say.

“Uhm...well...you seem nice and all, but...”

you know what’s coming.

“I mean, I’ve SEEN it, man. I’m sorry, that’s just the most minuscule, tiny baby-sized penis I’ve ever seen. I honestly didn’t think that was humanly possible. How could I date a guy with a penis the size of my small toe? Ya know?” She says.

You are crushed. Your shoulders drop.

There is an awkward silence. Stacy is holding back laughter.

“Soooo....anyway, Stacy will take care of you. Hope you find a girl who actually likes that tic tac. Byeeee!” Mackenzie leaves.

Stacy has her arms folded. “That is rough, man. I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay...” you say.

“What did you expect though? You should’ve heard her telling me about it. She said she felt bad so she was helping you because you have the genitalia of an infant.” Stacy giggles.

“Alright, so where’s the apron? I just wanna leave now.”

“Oh..I didn’t actually grab an apron.” Stacy admits. “I got some important stuff to do, so we gotta go.”

“Why do I have to come with you? Can’t I just go home?”

“You either come with me or I’ll tie you to the Frying Thompson sign and leave you for Mackenzie.”

You gulp.