Padma Patil

She didn't even turn to me as I stared at her.

Padma Patil

Good start.

40% chance for a handjob

30% chance for doggystyle

100% chance to become your girlfriend

40% chance for a handjob? Did that mean like right now in this classroom? And did the 30% chance for doggystyle mean in this classroom too? that didn't sound right.

And was the 100% chance to become my girlfriend only if I asked?

"What," whispered Padma?

I had stared at her for too long.

"Nothing," I said, "you're just so pretty is all."

Padma smiled. and suddenly I realized something.

The numbers had changed.

50% chance for a handjob

40% chance for doggystyle

100% chance to become your girlfriend

They had all gone up, and only after I had complimented her.

Almost as if these numbers would go up and down based upon how I interacted with people.

If these numbers were any bit accurate, these could come in handy.

Though much of these seemed too low.

Padma would do whatever I asked.