Phineas and Ferb

Though this world… May have some strange oddities…

It is perhaps one of the best places to start off with… As it's with few defenders and some rather… Interesting oddities that you can use…

“Yes, yes they are. These two boys are known as Phineas and Ferb, they are inconceivable inventors. These two boys alone are responsible for creating some of the most fascinating yet logic-defying inventions I’ve ever seen.” You tell Vexus as you pull up images of the two boys many, many inventions over the years.

Vexus’s shock becomes even more apparent as her eyes go wide at the sheer amount of insane and impossible inventions and creations that these boys build in their own backyard. She goes a little slack-jawed for second as she has trouble conceiving the thought that two normal human boys could do this much in their own backyard in a single day.

“Wha- How- When!” Vexus breathlessly mutters out as her one of her wide eyes twitch a little in shock and disbelief. You chuckle to yourself as you see the Queen shocked and rather silly expression.

“Hehehe… Quite unbelievable isn’t it?” You chuckle out to the former queen as she tries to build a coherent sentence. Though after some time Vexus eventually creates coherent statement.

“How are they even able to do any of this?! The amount of zoning permits that they would require to do any of the things I’ve seen would be insane! Any adult would be hard-pressed to be able to even succeed in the slightest amount of work that these two do! And you’re telling me they do this every single day!?” Vexus shouts in shock as she points at the two boys who rest beneath the tree in their backyard.

“Yep.” You tell Vexus with a nod. This makes the former queen ask another question and a rather important one at that.

“What do their parents think about this?! Are they even aware of the insane architectural creations that these two do every single day!?” Vexus questions with disbelief and stress evident in her voice as she looks at you. At this, you bring up to images, one of a lanky long-necked orange haired teenage girl, the other of a couple of a rather boxy looking man and an orange-haired woman.

Of the two pictures, you immediately point to the image of the couple. The man in the photo stands about 6 ft 3 and is rather boxy in both body and facial structure. He has flat brown hair and is clean-shaven. He is seen to wear a white and red striped polo, tan slacks, bullhorn glasses, and some brown sneakers. He looks to be about in his mid-30s and looks like a rather boring chap.

This was Lawrence Fletcher, the father of Ferb and stepfather to Phineas and Candace.

The woman in the photo is shorter than the man as she stands at 5 ft 8 and has a trim hourglass body. This woman has full high C cup almost D cup sized breasts, though it was rather hard to tell as the woman wore a white dress shirt underneath a yellow vest. She also had wide motherly hips and a large heart-shaped rear which was wrapped up in her green capri pants and wore yellow sneakers. This woman appeared to be in her late 20s to early 30s. However, what stood out about this mature woman was her rather unique hairstyle which was created by a Rockstar bassist Bobbi Fabulous. Though no name exists for this hairstyle, you’re taken to calling it Bobbi’s Fab for now. She wears this hairstyle with her favorite two blue gemstone earrings.

This woman was Linda Flynn Fletcher wife to Lawrence Fletcher, and mother to Phineas and Candace and stepmother to Ferb.

“The answer to that question would be half-and-half Vexus. While the father of the boys is somewhat aware of their daily shenanigans. Thier mother is completely ignorant and has no idea what so ever of what the two boys are doing daily. This brings us to the older sister of the two boys, one Candace Flynn- Fletcher.” You tell the former queen as you soon pull up the other image of the lanky teenage girl.

She appears to be 18 years old and stands close to her mother’s height at 5 ft 6 and despite her longer than average neck has a body type very similar to her mother. As Candace had a toned hourglass body type, but Candace was much skinnier than her mother as she more lanky limbs.

Though she is not is quite endowed as her parent as she has tiny perky B cups that are almost A cups in size and shape. However, she did inherit her mother’s hips as she has some rather ample hips and a rather ample Bubble butt.

Candace was dressed in her usual attire of a red tank top with a dark red collar, a red belt, a white skirt, and red and white Mary Jane shoes.

“Candace here has been trying to expose the shenanigans that her brothers on a daily basis to her mother for several years.” You explain to Vexus who looks at you with confusion. As she asks a rather important question.

“Wait I thought you said the mother had no idea about their daily schemes? How can she possibly not know about any of this, especially if her daughter is making daily attempts to inform her?!” Vexus questions with disbelief. This makes an excellent Segway for what comes next as you pull up several scenes of the miraculous inventions of Phineas and Ferb disappearing. Often in rather ludicrous and nonsensical ways.

At the sight of this Vexus goes a little bug-eyed in disbelief and once again her jaw drops in shock.

Oh, hey her eye has got that twitch again!

“As you can see, that even though Candace tries her best to expose the boy's shenanigans to her mother. Fate seems to have a way of protecting the boys from suffering from any real consequence for their actions.” You tell the former queen of the cluster as she can only mutter out a quiet question as she stares dumbstruck into the pool.

“How…?” Vexus mumbles out in disbelief and shock as she has yet to pick up her jaw. In response, you pull up an image of a rather grim looking man who has a rather long and crooked nose.

This was Heinz Doofenshmirtz, an evil scientist that has tried and failed in his many attempts to take over the tri-state area.

Doofenshmirtz is 6 feet, 2 inches tall and very slender, but he slouches, which causes him to appear shorter. His limbs and fingers are bony and gangly. His legs are usually bent when he stands and walks, and he has a noticeable hunchback. He has dark blue eyes with noticeable bags underneath, along with messy brown hair.

Heinz's usual apparel is a black turtleneck sweater, under a long, thin white lab coat. With that, he wears long gray or dark green slacks, and black shoes.

“More often than not Phineas and Ferb's misadventures are often cleaned up by this mans failures. This is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, a mad scientist that has tried and failed to take over the city many, many times. This is mainly because he is often defeated and foiled by his arch enemy Perry the platypus.” You tell the former queen who looks at you with **** questioning.

“The platypus… Is that a codename or is he really a-“ “he is really a platypus.” You finish for Vexus as you pull up an image of the Owca agent. Perry the platypus is a teal colored anthropomorphic platypus that wears a brown leather, Fedora. At the sight of this agent, Vexus’s eyes twitch even more before she finally palms her faceplate in frustration.

“Why am I even surprised… I mean just… Just… Why!?” Vexus groans out as her hand slowly slides down her faceplate. You could feel the frustration and disbelief emanate off Vexus in waves. As from what you could see she has finally given up on trying to understand this world and is just rolling with it now.

“Well… Continuing on. Like I said before, often Phineas and Ferb's shenanigans are covered up or removed by Doofenshmirtz’s daily failures. Much to the frustration of Candace, who tries desperately to convince her mother that Phineas and Ferb are up to no good. Due to this, I have leveled Doofenshmirtz has a non-threat that can be dealt with in time as he is more of a goof then an actual threat.” You continue with your explanation as you pull up the many, many failures of Heinz Doofenshmirtz. However, Vexus no longer cares though as she just pinches the bridge of what would be her nose in frustration and simply waves her hand in a sign to move on.

Seeing both her frustration and her oncoming migraine you decide to finish up at the only real remaining threats that exist in this world. You immediately pull up the logos of the many different spy agencies that exist in this world. However, you put the OWCA logo in the center as it will be your main concern while you and Vexus are in this world.

“After Phineas and Ferb, the only real dangers that exist in this world are the litany of spy agencies. Which we can deal with at any time, though we must be careful and absolute when dealing with them. For if one of them tells the others of our existence, then all of them will stop at nothing to defeat us. For this reason, the organization without a cool acronym or OWCA is our first and most primary concern.” You elaborate to the former queen. Vexus now looks completely weary as she just stares at you with a bored flat look on her face as she no longer about the fact that an intelligence agency has a completely insane and idiotic name.

“Let me guess, they’re based in the area were going to start our invasion in. Also, let me guess that the Perry creature is one of their agents and he most likely LIVES WITH THOSE TWO BRATS!” Vexus starts at sarcastically but soon builds into a roaring scream as you pull up the images of perry living with Phineas and Ferb in their home in Danville. Vexus’s eye twitch returns with a vengeance as she stares angrily into the pool as her frustration has reached its limits and now has lost control of her anger.

While Vexus begins to mutter to herself in slight insanity. You look on with a bored look on her face as you begin to think and ponder to yourself…