No

"Are you insane? I'm not some kind if shemale!" Adam answered hotly.

"Of course not," said the amused voice on the other end of the line, "You'd need a dick for that."

"I... I... ARGH!"

Adam hung up, frustrated after a fruitless exchange. He looked down at his crotch. Worse than fruitless, he remembered, his dick was gone forever.

Or was it? All he had to go on was the word of a woman he never even met. Maybe taking more pills would make his dick grow back.