Erza: Your name?

Character list:

Erza Scarlet

Lisanna Strauss

Erza was browsing some stands when she saw Lisanna waving at her from afar. Walking up to her, Erza noticed that the girl was in her magical cat form: paws for hands, a bell around her neck, and her body only covered by the usual black-and-white-striped, two-piece halter bikini. Usually, Erza would be all for eccentric wardrobes; however, next to Lisanna stood a suspicious-looking man whom Erza didn't recognize. She was getting a bad feeling.
"It's good to see that you finally made it, Lisanna. Your allies were getting worried that you wouldn't show up. I know it's hot outside, but is there a reason you're wearing the whole cat getup?"

"Nothing to worry about, Erza. I just sold my hams, that's all~" Lisanna mused. "Anyway, I need you to meet someone. This man is Mr.***"

Erza was confused by Lisanna's answer, yet decided to focus on the matter at hand. She felt a faint trace of magic being emitted from the stranger, but couldn't pinpoint exactly what type of spell it was, or what its effects would be, because of a weird buzzing in her ears, giving her a headache.

"Pleasure to meet you" the man said as he shook her hand.

"And this is Fairy Tail's strongest wizard: the mighty Titania, the Fairy Queen, destroyer of all evil and champion of justice, but you can call her Erza" Lisanna exclaimed dramatically, giggling at Erza's reaction.

"No, please. You are overestimating my abilities. I am far from the strongest member of Fairytail, and definitely no destroyer of all evil." Erza assured while her ego still grew, completely distracted from her previous thoughts by the lavish praise.

Mr*** laughed and smiled at her "I am sure you're just being humble. Lisanna has told me all about the heroic deeds accomplished by the mighty, Big Titsania"

Erza tilted at the mispronunciation of her nickname. Had he done it on purpose or just misheard Lisanna? "Actually it's just Titsania. Nice to meet you."

"Of course, sorry sorry. My bad. It's a weird name, so I got it mixed up."

Again Erza tilted at the perceived insult. She had been given many names throughout her life, all of them reflecting a small part of herself. Her last name, Scarlet, had been given to her because of her scarlet red hair. She had earned the title Fairy-Queen from winning countless battles, proving herself the strongest female in the guild. And finally, the name Titsania represented her massive horny titties, together with her embarrassing need to show them off. The fact that this man took her treasured names so lightly was more than a little upsetting to her.

"Anyway, I heard you use requip magic. Would you mind showing me?"

Happy to change the subject, Erza quickly changed into her clear heart clothing, making sure to bend over as she did, giving Mr.*** a clear view down her deep cleavage. He was being about as subtle as a neon sign, which—although rude—served to moisten her loins like a hydrant went off in there. As she stood back up—pretending not to notice the man's stares—she was met by applause from the two spectators. She further elevated this applause by charging in towards a nearby boulder, slicing it clean in half with her katana. Most of the bandages holding her rack in place were also "accidentally" cut, leaving only a thin white stripe to contain her nickname's bursting origin, and hide her nipples from the rest off the world.

Mr.***, having grabbed Lisanna's ass while Erza was busy showing off, turned around, pretending to have paid attention, "Very impressive! It's plain to see why they call you the Fairy-Bean. With power like that, you could probably defeat anyone."

"What! No no no! It's Fairy-Beads, not Bean. Beads, with a D." Erza was struggling not to walk up and punch the man. He must have had a hearing problem, because that was the second time he mispronounced her name.

"My apologies. I just can't seem to get a grasp on those names of yours. Could I just call you by your first name?" the man asked not very sincerely.

Erza looked sternly at Lisanna. She loved how her male friend's constant ogling made her thick nipples hard as erasers, making them visible through the thin bandage, but that didn't excuses his rude behaviour.

"Look, maybe you should... What!!" Erza gasped as her hand roamed and tugged at her bum, desperately searching for the anal beads situated there, but coming up short. Her arms were halfway down her pants when she realized strangers walking by were giving her weird looks. She put her hand away in shame, pouting as she contemplated her situation.

Having the perfect ass had become her warrior principle of sorts. She made sure to train it with beads at all times, earning her the title Fairy-Beads. Being seen without them, in a public place no less, was simply humiliating. Her cheeks turned crimson red and she immediately lost her earlier confidence. She had to fix this—fast!

"Oops," Pretending to accidentally drop the last bandage holding her two globes in place, she discreetly backed up over to a nearby stand. While everyone was distracted by the pornographic size of her tits swinging loose, she quickly snatched a pair of pink-tinted sunglasses from a display behind her back. Slipping them into her pants, she immediately, and with a small shriek, **** the shades into her rectum. Hopefully nobody would be able to tell the difference between those and beads through her pants, at least until she could find a replacement.

Erza, completely forgetting about her criminally bare breasts, walked stiffly past a judgmental group of onlookers, back to the others. Her entire body moved rigidly as her ass clenched around the glasses. "Sorry about that, ugh. What were were we talking about again?"

Mr.*** seemed amused upon her return, almost as if he found her state humorous. Could he tell she was faking her anal training? "Oh, I was just telling you that it'd probably be better if I addressed you by your first name. Mentioning it now, your given name seems to have escaped me."

Of course it had! That guy would forget his, ugh, own head if it didn't stick to him. Erza found it increasingly difficult to keep her cool. She was unpleasantly surprised at how tight her ass felt considering the way she trained it each day. She was feeling more and more uncomfortable with the situation, seemingly ready to blow at any minute.

"Yes, yes. It's Erza—Erza Scarlet. You got that, or do I have to spell it out?"

The man seemed slightly intimidated by her grumbling, yet the close to comedic way her entire body twitched as she shifted around at the bulge in her pants likely dismissed his fears.

"Great! I look forward to spending the day with you Erza Skarlet."

Erza immediately shoot him a glare that could burn through solid rock. Running up to him—still horribly uncomfortable doing so—she grabbed the hem of his shirt and lifted him off his legs.

"OH MY GOD, WOULD YOU LISTEN JUST ONCE!!! MY NAME IS NOT ERZA S"K"ARLET, OK! IT'S ERZA SKANKSLUT! HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND THAT!?!"

"I am, hrk, truly sorry if I offended you! It was, gasp, hrmph, not my intention," the man whispered frantically below her iron grip.

"Let go off him, Erza!" Lisanna screamed, clawing at her arms.

"Whatever" Erza calmed down and let go off him, helped by how her literal pain in the ass suddenly turned somewhat pleasurable.

Mr,*** clawed for his breath, not expecting her sudden outburst of rage.

"I really did mean no harm, sweetheart, it's a lovely name, really. Tell me, is there a reason you're named that?"

Erza felt slight guilt for her rude behavior. Scaring him for life like that might have been a bit overboard. She wanted to make it up to him, and together with a sly smile, an idea of how to do just that came to her.

"Well Mr. ***" Erza said changing into her favorite armor: the seduction armor. Kneeling shamelessly down in front of the man, unzipping his pants like they were an early birthday present, she moved her tongue in a wide circle around her lips. "Allow me to show you~"