Evergreen's Diary

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Evergreen POV

Monday XxxTheatre DayXxx

06:20

Esteemed diary. I know it's early, but seeing what day it is I couldn't help myself. I've had this day marked as the premiere for the big marketplace theatre for months, and now it's finally here.

They've brought in all the big stars, or all the attractive, manly and rich ones at least. Of course, their beauty flickers in comparison to my radiance; yet if they were to invite me backstage after the show, begging me to accompany them for dinner, then I likely wouldn't have the heart to refuse, ahahaha~.

I think I'll wear my hair up. It will to give me that sophisticated look to separate me from the crowd. As for clothes; I'll take the green dress, the short one that show of my legs; and the brown stockings. The underwear should match the stockings while giving my curves a push. Finishing off I'll wear high heels, together with extra use of makeup and ornaments. Needless to say I look bewitching.

I'll be off now. See you tonight, or maybe tomorrow depending on how rich my celebrity date will be, ahahaha.

15:30 -Update

Hey again, diary. I know I'm back a little earlier than expected, but there's been a change of plans. I'll still tell you about my day, so no worries.

It began as expected. I arrived at the market and took my time shopping/sightseeing, my beauty capturing the gaze of all present.

I might have been a bit too generous in how long I granted everyone the delight of my presence, because when I finally reached the ticket sale for the play, an excruciatingly long line had already formed.

Obviously I couldn't be subjugated to such a trivial hindrance, and so I made my way to the front of the line. The people behind me seemed agitated, but I, however, didn't let them drag me down to their level. They'd be paid back by getting to be in the same room as me, so in that sense I did them a favour.

Although, there was this one guy who's ugly face really gave me a headache. Scruffy looking man. Clearly beneath my attention. But he wore this smug grin, as if he just came up with a great joke or pickup line.

Although in no way great, I'd read his expression correctly. He made what I think was his attempt at an insult. I believe it was "Your getup might make you look like a fancy bitch, but I can tell it's all painted on." or something along those lines.

Not important. As I said, he was giving me a headache, so I did everyone a favour and petrified his sorry ass before he could pollute our ears with more garbage. And no, before you ask; not dead, unfortunately. Just immobile. I figured I'd turn him back after the show to see if he learned his lesson.

Speaking of show. Sometime between the guy giving me a headache and me turning him to stone, I realized I don't want to see the show today. I don't really know why; the idea just suddenly fell over me.

Now don't worry, there will be daily reruns, so I'll give it another go tomorrow. In the meantime, I did some more shopping, picking up what I'll need to look absolutely astonishing for tomorrow's performance. Honestly, I don't know who will attract more seats: the actors, or me, ahahaha.

Tuesday X̶x̶x̶S̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶a̶t̶e̶/̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶p̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶i̶t̶o̶r̶~̶X̶x̶x̶ XxxTheatre day 2Xxx

05:00

Morning diary.

I usually don't get up this early, but I need time to get ready. I've picked up a handful of brushes and assigned each one to their respective buckets. I'll be trying out a wilder style today to give me that celebrity look, you know. It might take a while, so I'll update you once I'm finished.

08:30 -Update

I'm done. Wow, that took way more time than I expected, but the end result speaks for itself.

I'm wearing my hair down while using less makeup and gems this time. (Let's be real, they only obscured my natural beauty ahaha)

Now for the clothes, I started off by applying the underwear. As I said, I'm feeling wild today, so I painted on a set of matching leopard bra and panties. (Spreading my butt cheeks while painting was difficult, but it gave me the sexiest thong you won't believe). Over those I painted a sexy green dress that ends just over my nips, giving the boys plenty off cleavage while hiding the good stuff completely. After that most of my time was spent on the finer details like the vine patterns and ruffles along the hem.

It took some work, but I must say: I look better than even my usual self. I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm afraid I have a play to attend, and we wouldn't want to keep the actors waiting ahahahahah. Oh, and I can promise I won't be returning early tonight.

10:40 Update

Change of plans: I'll be attending tomorrow's performance instead. Lots of unexpected stuff happened, and I'll need some time to collect my thoughts.

Embarrassingly enough, I'm actually in a kind of compromising situation right now. Of course, it's nothing my wits can't handle ahaha. Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself. I'll start at the beginning.

The day started off great; my new outfit received even more attention than I first thought it would. People would turn around to stare as I passed them in the streets, and while I stood in line for tickets, they would eye me up suspiciously, before audibly gasping, undoubtedly realizing that THE Evergreen was standing right next to their common self.

Speaking of commons standing in lines: Remember the scruffy guy I turned to stone yesterday? Turns out, I forgot to turn him back before leaving, so he'd been standing there all night hahahaha.

I fixed him back of course, yet the only thanks I received was loud yelling and cuss words I won't subjugate you too. I swear, listening to him today gave me a bigger migraine than it did yesterday. I wasn't worried about it lasting very long though. Being petrified takes a toll, so I knew it was only a matter of time before he passed out. I think the last thing he cried was "Y-you're such a stick up the ass bitch. I would expose yo-u for just being a harlot who acts like a-a princess, but it's already written all over you-u. Oh no I'm so weak and dumb. Evergreen is too strong and beautiful for me to handle aaaaaa," before he dropped out cold

I can't say I liked the creep's attitude much. Luckily, I had the foresight to let a guard know how he'd threatened me, demanding he quickly drop the slouch into some dumpster or whatever before he woke up. I remember feeling much better knowing I could enjoy the play without worrying about that ugly old face giving me a headache ever again.

That being said, I stepped up to the ticket booth as planned, and that's when the oddities started happening.

First, the attendant was staring at me like he'd never seen a dress before. Although it's natural to get lost in my beauty, I do not take kindly to people wasting my time. I berated the man and called him out as the useless pervert he was, when suddenly, this intense itch started building up inside my butt. It was as if someone had dropped a bucket of ants down my panties, before slowly cranking up the setting on a vibe down in my private place.

I tried to ignore it at first; however, it just kept building up until I was **** to stop mid rant, turn around, press my ass against the glass of the ticket booth, and ask where the closest place was for me to get a rectal examination. I swear I heard the savages laugh as I skipped off desperately towards the first aid tent.

I pushed myself past some workers blocking the entrance, the itch having gotten unbearable by then, and immediately jumped up on a operating table. While on my knees, I pressed my head down, raised my aching ass in the air, spread my butt cheeks, and demanded for someone to push a thermostat up my behind.

It will shock you to hear that the worthless bastards answered my pleas by promptly kicking me out, not even fixing my issue. I got mad obviously, and called them all lazy imbeciles, only for the itching to then suddenly get even worse. I had to act quickly. In my desperation, I somehow got the idea to grab a nearby stick and shove it up my ass. Amazingly, it stopped the irritation completely (except from the irritation of having a stick up my ass). I tried removing it, but found the itching would just resurface instantaneously. That's when I ran back here.

And that's why I'm writing in you standing up right now. Don't think for a second that something like this will keep me from getting my superstar boyfriend after baffling everyone at the theater though! In fact, I actually kind of like the look the b̶u̶t̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶c̶k̶ this extraordinary accessory is giving me. I can't put a finger on why, but I feel as if it somehow exemplifies my attitude perfectly.

Further more, as I ran home earlier, I totally realized that this could be an opportunity for me to display myself in a manner outdoing even today's art piece of an outfit. I'll just need to buy some more stuff at the store, and then I'll be ready to capture everyone's attention from my seat during the show tomorrow. Although, I will need to find a way to sit down with this thing jammed up under my dress. I'll come back to you on that.

Wednesday XxxFend off admirersXxx

08:00

I've done it! I've found the ultimate style that symbolizes everything I stand for!

It's simple, focusing on showing true natural beauty, yet it holds an air of superiority, perfect for someone like me who has both in spades.

The hair was the hardest part. It's done up in an immaculate baroque royalty style with a small tiara crowning it's grandiosity. My bottom is covered by a tacky green tutu; it's small enough to be easily pushed aside by, therefore presenting, my new hindquarters accessory. A midriff exposing green corset keeps my titties up and bouncing. Already it shows people how high class I really am, and with bright red lipstick and some might say "trashy" green eyeshadow it only gets better.

Of course, the best part is still to come. Next I've utilized a paintbrush from my outfit yesterday, and used it to write descriptive facts all over my body. I never planned on what to write, it just kind of came to me as I went along.

Over my huge cleavage for instance, "FAKE," is written in big crude letters above both my breasts. On my cheek next to my lips I've stylishly painted on the art piece: "Bite<Bark<Blowjob♥", and above that, on my forehead, reads: "4 dollar princess".

Several quotes are written over my ass and legs, all accommodated by an arrow pointing to the object proudly protruding out my behind. Among others were: "Best lay I could hope for->", "The royal sceptre->" "My attitude->", "Excuse if bitchy. Have a condition->". Lastly, everything was capped off by the huge letters along my midriff reading: "Princess Everwet".

Needless to say, I think the whole world will be stunned by the presence of my true beauty as I leave today. I would love to stay and explain the details of it all day, but again: superstar boyfriend waiting. I can't wait to show everyone how far above them I truly am, both in mind and body. I wonder how many donations the rich men will have offered me by this time tomorrow?

The one thing I do know is that you won't be hearing from me in quite some time, so until then: Bye the goodest bye ahahaha.

09:03 UPDZXTE

HI DIARY. No time to explain diary. Remember that sexy hunk I've told you about the past two days? The guy in the line? Well, I passed him as he was groping non other than Lisanna (Lucky bitch).

My head was to dizzy to get a word out as usual, but luckily, my allure did the talking for me. He came up to me to compliment my outfit, and through small talk I learned that Mr*** (his name~) was in the middle of building a harem~. Capitalizing, I managed to make him stay by offering all my money in return for him doing me anal. He agreed!

As he took me over some dumpsters, I used my womanly charms to convince him into saying he'd consider adding me to the harem if I had my name legally changed to Princess Everwet Stickbottom within the next two hours!

I need to run now! Screw the play! I can't believe I ever settled with getting some hack playboy to fawn over me. By this time tomorrow I'll have a position that makes celebrity boyfriend look petty in comparison. This is likely the last time I'll write in you dear diary, but know you've had the honor of listening to what's soon to be the Fairy Tail harem's #1 cumdump AHAHAHA!