Day 3 With the Johnsons

Todd Johnson

We, my wife and Adam and I, were sitting at the TV in the lounge room flipping channels, seeing if we could get any signals. There was a repeat emergency broadcast to tell people to stay in their homes, that the government and military were doing everything they can. Our daughters were in their rooms.

“So Cadence, are you going to exercise soon? You will need to stretch out.” Adam said.

“I don’t know,” Cadence replied. I looked at her. There was something I was supposed to say or do.

“Cadence, even if it’s the apocalypse you still got to keep that lovely form of yours.” At this, I became angry and then calm and angry and calm again. I tried to speak but couldn't figure out what to say. What is this young punk nerd trying to do? Nothing good but what? What does he want? Why does it bother me?

“You are absolutely right, Adam. That’s a great idea."

“Why don’t we go to your room and stretch out,” Adam suggested.

“Umm Cadence, are you sure that’s wise?” I finally got out. Adam looked at me appraisingly. I wanted to punch his face. There was something I was supposed to do or say or remember in situations like this.

“Mr. Johnson stretching is very important. It will keep your wife very limber and prevent her from injuries and pulling a muscle.”

Wow, he sounded smart. That was a good idea. Of course stretching is a good idea. Why wasn’t my mind letting it go?

“Adam is right. We’ve been kooked up in here for so long, I have to get loose a bit. Come, Adam, you can help me stretch and I can go do some yoga. Even if it’s the end of the world I still got to look after myself.”

“I have yoga pants. I can lend you if you want to Mrs. Johnson’ Adam said.

Why did that sound so odd? I’m supposed to speak up. I know it.

“Mr. Johnson, please don’t interrupt us while I stretch her okay? Stay here in case something important comes on TV.”

I nodded. Yes, of course. Adam is right. I have to stay here.

My wife and Adam left the room. I raised my hand and said, “ummm.”

What was I supposed to say here?