Rift in reality

After putting on your trusty uniform, yoi take a few paces from your shack.

*VEEEEEEWWWWPPP* a sudden flash of blue light reveals a rift in reality.

The rift opens in a peculiar shape, like a very thin almond.

A figure steps out, he wears a black mask and gloves, a brown jacket and pants.

"Hello there Mr....."

"G...gary..."

"Mhhmm..... Yess"

"Hmmm peculiar...."

"What....?" You say hesitatingly as you slwoly reach for your pistol

"Most Garys are usually very good at sexual practices"

"What?"

"Most versions of YOU from around the universe are very good at sex... And the kind that is... How do you say... ****"

"E..****?"

"Bondage, slavery, f^#&$doll, other stuff"

"Eh...?"

"Ugh fine... Yknow what!? Lets just get this over with!" The strange man pulls out a black remote and presses a button, "now today... Will truly start!"

You feel your body strangely, your knowledge of sexual intimacy has increased.... And you feel good