Penny has transportation problems

"Come on, come on, come on," Penny said. "Just a few more feet. Just a few more feet. We're almost there. I don't care what that stupid 'check engine light' says; I know you can do it."

Unfortunately, Penny's car disagreed with her. Just a few yards away from the front gate of Barry Rico's mansion, it finally conked out, forcing her to walk the remaining distance while wearing no more than a purse, a yellow sundress, high heels, earrings and a wrist watch.

She told herself she could have saved herself some major trouble by taking the bus but for some reason, the thought of taking public transportation while she was wearing no underwear gave her the willies. She had encountered enough people on the bus who had tried to look down her blouse or up her skirt on normal days; she certainly wasn't going to risk running into such people today.

When she got to the front gate, she rang a little pearl-colored button that looked like a doorbell. A blank TV screen turned on and suddenly Penny was face to face with a brown-haired woman in a security guard's uniform who was obviously on the other side of a TV camera.

"Please state your business," said the woman.

"Hi," said Penny. "I'm here about the living statue job."

"Of course," said the woman. "The agency told us you'd be showing up this morning."

"That's right," said Penny. "So may I come in?"

"First, prove your identity," said the woman.

Penny got her driver's license out of her purse, but the woman just shook her head.

"Not that way," she said.

"Then what way?" asked Penny.

"Remember the pictures they took of you at the agency when you got the job?" asked the woman.

"You mean those photos?" asked Penny. "But I thought those were for something else."

"They were for whatever purpose we choose to use them for," said the woman. "Now assume pose # 2."

"Here?" asked Penny. "Right now?"

"No time like the present," said the woman.

"But they can see me from the road," said Penny.

"You weren't hired for your modesty, you know," said the woman.

Penny repressed a whimper and unbuttoned her dress. She quickly lowered her dress to give the TV camera a good long look at her uncovered breasts and anxiously awaited the woman's verdict.

"Very good," said the woman.

"Thank you," said Penny, repressing a blush as she raised up her dress and started to rebutton it.

"Now a full-frontal pose," said the woman.