Chapter 3 by jaded1

What do you do next?

Mess around with the café

I think it's time to have some fun with this newfound power, you think to yourself. Time to write a few more rules, you're definitely losing your virginity here today.

Old rule: Sex in any public setting is socially accepted.

You look out the window to see two random seniors in highschool reciprocating oral on the park bench. Typical. This is supposed to be my rule and even I don't get to benefit from it first.

If you're going to fuck someone in the café, you're going to need the equipment to pull it off first. Now you actually have the power to make your dick bigger.

New Rule: Joe Wolf's penis is 7.5 inches long.

Now let's actually fuck with the people inside the cafe. To your right is a redhead chick writing a thesis. She has freckles on her face, and massive tits. You decide that you want to see the rest of her body.

New Rule: All female gingers can't wear any clothing except t-shirts that say "kiss me I'm Irish."

She groans and completely strips naked in the café. You take notice of the fiery red pubes covering up her huge pussy as she pulls the shirt out of her computer bag. How the fuck does she already have a shirt like that?

The redhead's friend turns to her and says, "I just heard about the new rule and I think it's complete bullshit. I'm so sorry you had to do that." The friend has brown hair and nearly flat breasts.

New rule: Women with brown hair and a flat chest must be completely naked at all times.

The brunette begins to cry when the new rule comes to her awareness. As she takes off her clothes you make sure to audibly laugh at her tiny boobs. Her face blushes from embarrassment, but you don't care. For a second you realize that these rules aren't very creative. How were you supposed to know what was sexy when your entire experience with hot girls was in the middle of magazines? Fake it till you make it I guess. All we need is one last rule to set into place and we can begin.

New Rule: Joe Wolf can request to have sex with anyone and will receive it.

Now, there's no way that you can go all day without having sex. You might have messed with some girls, but there are also so many other people here. You look around the café to find someone to loose your virginity to.