Belinda sleeps through the end of her reign

The dwarves all stare at Belinda, enjoying the great view on offer, but as pleasant as it is, they've got a job to do. After a few minutes, they're back to work. They have to have this whole thing demolished by nightfall!

Belinda meanwhile continues to sit regally on top of the beer keg, but with nothing to do, and no one to pamper or entertain her, the queen soon becomes bored and dozes off.

With no more distractions, the dwarves make amazing progress, chipping away mortar and hauling away the ancient, grand stones that make up Belinda's rapidly disintegrating home.

It takes them 5 minutes to finish off what had once been Belinda's throne room, and another 1 hour to completely demolish the entire western side of the palace. By sundown, nothing remains of the once-grand structure. Every single scrap had been gathered up and carted away, leaving a giant, empty plot of dirt.

And at the middle of this dirt, still sat Belinda on her makeshift throne, snoring noisily (and most unqueenly). That is, until the dwarf from earlier comes back to collect the empty keg (they want to get their deposit back).

He tries to wake her by gently shaking her bare thigh, but the queen had always been a heavy sleeper (something her now-rich servants had been very happy about). After trying - and failing - several times to wake her, the frustrated dwarf finally decides to hoist her up off of it and set her on the ground.

Queen Belinda, once the richest and most powerful woman in the land, was now powerless, homeless, penniless, and lying naked in the middle of an empty lot, dreaming dirty dreams about her hubby and what he would do to her when he returned home.