A Bad Gamer

Juliet didn't know what was going on. This was just the tutorial stage, and she had barely managed to make it past the rescue of Classmate #1. Her lollipops were nearly depleted; having taken a beating from the first group of zombies.

"Seriously dude, what the hell?" Juliet yelled into the sky. "Have you never played a videogame before? You spent the first 2 minutes of the game looking up my skirt, you perv!"

Juliet then found herself running around in a tight circle.

"What the dick are you doing?!? Go kill the zombies and rescue Classmate #2!" huffed Juliet, clearly frustrated with whoever was at the controls.

Feeling queasy from the circles, Juliet sighed with relief when she finally started moving forward, towards Classmate #2, who was hiding on top of a white van. More zombies started attacking, but Juliet was only flailing about wildly. She didn't think someone would be capable of losing during the tutorial, but with every hit by the zombies, she began to question that conclusion more and more.

"Hey, Classmate #2? Could you be a sweetie and help me out here?" asked Juliet, as a zombie struck her in the ass. "Ouch! Hey, watch it you creep!"

Classmate #2 continued to just cower in fear; she wasn't going to be coming off of the van any time soon. Juliet hadn't killed a single zombie out of this entire group yet, and now she was completely surrounded. Standing still, Juliet's mind screamed; she desperately wanted to do at least one combo, but it seemed as if the player was brain-dead.

With half a lollipop left, Juliet groaned in disappointment as she took one more hit.

"Well, game over. Good job buddy!" Juliet mumbled.

However, the cutscene for the Game Over never came. Instead, the zombie just tackled her to the ground. Juliet couldn't move at all; she was completely defenseless. The only thing she could think was that the player had been so bad at this game that they actually broke it. Without a way to retaliate, Juliet screamed, seeing the rest of the zombies approach her.