Calm yourself

Your face begins to blush as she smugly looks at you. She can’t possibly think you would willingly **** yourself in front of the crowd, without so much as a fight... right? You **** yourself to take a deep breath, and focus on why you cane here. Yes a part of you is curious, but not enough to give up the large cash prize, or to give up your dignity so easily.

You begin to think through why she is playing these mind games with you. Is it because she is scared of having you? That seems to egotistical, after all she has defeated many before. But was it to atleast make it easier if you are distracted? That seems like the veteran move that would fit her. You show her what you think of her strategy by presenting her your middle finger. This doesn’t faze her, as she takes her foot back and nonchalantly shrugs off your insult.

You go over your game plan in your head. From what you’ve seen you are stronger, faster, and have more endurance... but she has the agility and experience, not to mention the range and speed of her cane. Your only hope is to control your advantages, and limit hers. That means either backing her into a corner, getting her on the ground, and certainly getting rid of her cane.

The announcer starts the match, and it is clear she is waiting for you to make the first move. You spot a tool that may be useful on the ground, a pain tool that is a looped piece of thick rubber connected by a handle. You sweep it up and stare down your irratatingly smug opponent. After circling each other for ten seconds, you are certain she won’t make the first move... but that doesn’t mean she won’t make the first mistake.

Deciding to bait her with a brazen move, you charge the latex clad beauty, attempting to clothesline her with your left as you lunge to the right, leaving your midsection and bottom left exposed. If you can correctly guess where she will counter attack, you plan to use the looped weapon in your right hand to catch her vain and disarm her.