Wouldn’t want to scare anyone.

Before she asked the question you wouldn’t have worried at all about waiting. Now that it has been said out loud it seems like a good idea. “I suppose we should wait till morning.” You say tapping your chin.

She pulls off her pack and pulls out a tent you don’t remember watching her make. “Want to set up the tent or fix us some food? I have a bunch of veggies from lunch left, or you could shoot a rabbit I suppose.”

Thinking it over you remember spotting a little lake to the east. “Why don’t we go over to that lake, I bet I can catch us some fish.” You say suddenly quite confident in your fishing abilities.

“Oh that sounds lovely.” She says, shoves the tent back in her pack, and the two of you jog to the little lake. “I will make you a little swim suit, just a sec.” Minutes later she hands you a tiny white bordered baby pink women’s bikini.

“Really?”

“To cover your nipple rings, they might be sensitive. Now don’t be a silly goose and go spear us a fish.”

“Grr.” Is all you say, but you put it on, and it does feel nice actually. Your perky little nipples are a little sensitive. You aren’t sure if you should be surprised or not but it takes about seven minutes to spear a fish big enough to feed both of you. Your invisible magic serpent then gets to work prepping it for cooking, starts a fire, and gets the pan hot while the pair of you spend the time making out.

She ends up cooking the fish, and it is amazing. Full, your servant cleans up as she leads you into the tent. You see she has created a four inch thick little mattress that is covered in green silk sheets and several little pillows. She quickly strips naked and climbs under the covers. “I’m thinking we should just snuggle tonight. No sex.” She motions for you to join her. You dont bother to take off the bikini and join her with a soft kiss.

“I agree, no sex we don’t know what will happen tomorrow, we should be well rested.” You say as you snuggle up against her. “Although I still haven’t fucked your ass yet. I can’t help but think that... well that isn’t exactly fair. I am the man after all.”

“Wait. What do you mean by, I’m the man after all.” She adds air quotes as she repeats your words.

“Well look at you, I’m not trying to be insulting, just you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Me, I look like a guy. I just do. A guy that likes his girlfriend’s cock, but still a guy.”

“I see. Okay how about this, no magic, no powers, nothing like that. I dress you up like a girl, I dress myself up like a boy tomorrow and we see what the people at the farm think. We have no idea who they are so it will be totally impartial. If I am right and they assume I am a man and you are a woman I never have to hear you say anything like that ever again. If I’m wrong I will never question you ever again, and I will stop trying to make you look cute.”

“Don’t be mad. I’m sorry.” You say.

“Is it a bet?”