None. You're totally lost.

You look down the left path, then the right. It’s right, right? Right! You take the right path, but after a minute or so of walking, you find yourself in a place you’ve already been. And there’s no fountain. Why is this park such a confusing maze? It should be much easier to find the place where everyone gathers. The only person you’ve seen is some crazy lady feeding pigeons! The park definitely is not the natural habitat of a shut-in like yourself.

You stop along the path and look around, trying to see any signs of life beyond the trees. You stand on your tiptoes, hold a hand up to shield your bespectacled eyes from the sun, and squint as hard as you can… but it doesn’t make a difference. You’re tired, annoyed, and honestly, you don’t relish walking around in this skimpy outfit any more than necessary. You underestimated how embarrassing it is to show so much skin. Just as you’re considering leaving, a voice comes from behind you.

“Oh hey, it’s Never Mind.”

You turn on your heels to find none other than your arch nemesis, Hammerhead. This awful woman! She’s the one with the big dick and the disrespectful attitude! Your face goes as red as a cherry just remembering the cherry you no longer have, and the fact that you came all over yourself while she took it. Supervillains are supposed to take virginities, not lose them!

She continues, “I’d say I’m surprised to see you here, but honestly I’m not. I said you’d get hooked on the feeling of my dick, and you should know at this point that I don’t disappoint.” She winks. “The sight of you looking around for me like a lost puppy is still pretty cute, though.”

“I WASN’T LOOKING FOR YOU! AND MY NAME’S NOT NEVER MIND!” With a hiss, you jump backwards and enter a battle stance. “I-I’ll show you this time. D-Don’t think that I’ll g-get on all fours, j-just because you have a b-b-big dick that feels really good!”

Hammerhead stays silent, but the smug, pitying look on her face makes you realize how embarrassing your own words are.

“Sh-shut up! I’ll defeat you right here and now, and regain my dignity as a s-s-s-supervillainess!” you declare. Is this really such a good idea, considering how this battle ended last time? Maybe you shouldn’t have put your dignity on the line…

“Playing hard to get, eh? What a hassle. Don’t worry though, I know your tricks and your weakness. Just try your hardest, and look forward to pretending you ‘lost’ as I’m giving you that dick you want so badly.”

You’re already starting to pitch a tent in your purple shorts as she mentions her dick. It’s fine though, because you’re going to defeat her long before she gets the chance to fuck you. Your latent powers will activate, and you’ll show her the results of your training!