A Normal suberban home with a retro twist.

As the purple smoke clears out, I find myself in Wanda in my two-story suburban home’s living room.

You could only describe your home's overall style as "1950's classic retro". most of the house had a mixture between classic 1950's retro style and modern home comfort.

My living room was probably the best example of this mixture as the 1950's themed furniture clashed with the more modern home entertainment center.

“An here we are sport home sweet home!” Wanda explains happily as she puts her hands on her hips in a victorious pose, before she turns back to me.

“So kiddo what’s next?” Wanda questions with a happy smile.

It’s at this point that I think to myself that this is would probably be the best time to ask her what exactly happened to Cosmo (or what she believes happened Cosmo). As all the order information and even then the emails given to you by the company simply said that an incident caused by Cosmo's stupidity finally **** Wanda to divorce him out of disgust.

An also because I'm a sucker for a good story.

“I’m not too sure Wanda… By the way where's Cosmo?” You question while holding your head as if you were in pain hoping to feign a false form of amnesia.

Wanda quickly loses her cheerful appearance and looks very tense and very quickly adopts a very concerned look on her face before questioning me.

“Timmy you do remember that cosmos locked away in fairy worlds maximum penitentiary Abracatraz right?” She asks as her eyes begin to avoid your own for a second.

“Cosmo is in what!” Shock is almost impossible to hide my voice. I mean I knew Cosmo was always an idiot, but what would he have to do to get locked up in the jail that was essentially known as Jorgen Von stranglehold's (the enforcer of all fairy law) stronghold?

“You really don’t remember do you sport?” Wanda says with a very concerned face as tension begins to fill the air.

“No, Wanda I don’t think I do. This is definitely something I would remember.” I tell Wanda shock still evident in my voice.

Wanda looked heavily divided on the subject. Her eyes constantly bounced around never staying in one place for too long and never meeting you in the eye as she bit her lower lip in anxiety.

Eventually it seems that Wanda eventually came to a conclusion as she breathed a heavy and long sigh.

“Sigh. It looks like that fall I accidentally caused you to take may have been more damaging than we both originally believed. Huh, kiddo.” Wanda says before she closes her eyes and her arms dropped to her sides before she continues.

“Look sport I’m only going to tell you about what happened to Cosmo because I know you. I know that if I don’t tell you that you’re going to go off and most likely break him out. However, I can’t let you do that for not only both my safety but your own safety as well.”

I could only look at Wanda with a confused look on my face as I was both curious and confused as hell. What the hell did Cosmo do?! I mean I know Cosmo is a complete and total idiot from the show (especially during the latter seasons where is intelligence really started to ****) but he was mainly harmless for the most part excluding certain “incidents”.

“Wanda. Just what in the name of magic did Cosmo do!?”

What Wanda said next not only stunned me but let me slapping my head at the sheer stupidity of it.

“Cosmo unknowingly but willingly helped both the pixies and the anti-fairies destroy almost all of fairy world.”

“What do you mean he willingly but unknowingly helped them!?”

Wanda could only sigh and begin to pinch the bridge of her nose before she continued.