Go to the gym

As Sophie and I approached the gym, I realized this was not like any normal gym. The shear size and overall poshness made it stick out like a sore thumb among the surrounding buildings. The bight white paint jobs and pink lettering that said, 'Elite Fitness' made the rundown gym next door look like a homeless shelter. As we entered the building it was clear that this was a book you could judge by its cover. The inside was as impressive, if not more, than the outside. The entryway was ceiling to floor with expensive marble. Two giant fountains on either side of the entrance all but screamed pretentiousness; One of a chiseled man and the other of a fit female . I almost broke down laughing about how over the top this place was.

"You were going to join this place," I asked Sophie in a joking tone.

"Shut up," she said giving me a playful shove.

"I thing you dodged a bullet by not joining this gym. This place seems absolutely.." but before I could finish a haughty voice interrupted me.

"Missy, you can't be serious, what has this gym become that filth like this get in,"

Sophie and I turned around only to see an attractive blonde in her early 40's pointing in our direction. She was dressed to the 9's in a tight black dress that cupped every inch of her semi-plastic body.

"Uhh god no, sorry Mrs.Kelly they will be removed immediately. Hey rejects how about to go to that trash heap across the rode, that's more your style. Johnny please remove the trash," said a brunette who was wearing a tight white shirt that said, 'Elite Fitness'.

A muscular man with brown hair that connected seamlessly into his full mountain man beard stepped in our direction. "Would you like to do the honers," I said to Sophie, holding up my wrist. Sophie just smiled at me as she pressed the button.

"I've got a plan," Sophie said, wasting no time after time stopped. "You grab those two and I'll grab Real Housewife of Bitchville over here."

"You're better than that," I said, as I grabbed the two Elite Fitness employees.

I followed Sophie down the street and into a dirty looking alley. A homeless man was sitting on an abandoned couch smoking a cigarette. Starting to see her plan formulate, I watched her begin to strip the blonde. "Calling us filth huh.. I'll show you real filth," Sophie said as she relieved the bitchy housewife of her dress. The blonde wore a sexy lace black ensemble underneath her dress. "Looks like she wasn't at the gym for a workout," Sophie said with a smile.

"Well not your typical workout," I responded.

I watched Sophie sit the blonde beside the homeless man, as she fished out his filth covered cock. Next she lined the Housewife plastic infused lips with fast acting super glue; before lowering the snobby blonde's head down on the homeless man's cock

"How's that for filth," Sophie laughed.

"What about these two," I said indicating to the two Elite Fitness employees.

"I know just where to put then," Sophie said. "Follow me."

I followed Sophie back to the gym and just across the street from Elite Fitness; into a gym called Fitness for You. The gym was nice enough, unfortunately they had to compete with the Sistine Chapels of gyms next door. Sophie lead me into the weight room where around 15 people of were lifting. She stopped at a bench in the middle of the room, "Ok strip her," Sophie said. Not need telling twice I quickly removed the brunette's shirt and yoga pants revealing a lime green thong and bra, which quickly joined her other clothing on the ground.

"Done," I said, showing of the brunette with her tight tan body and her perky tits.

"Very nice, what about mine," Sophie said pointing to the man's averaged size cock. She had taken the man's pants an boxers off leaving him in just his white Elite Fitness shirt.

"I think I like mine more," I responded.

Sophie just scoffed. "Put her on the bench," After complying with her request, Sophie went into her bag and pulled out some rope. She proceeded in tying the brunette's ankles and wrist to the barbell completely exposing her to the entire gym. Next she lined up the guy's cock before slamming it in to the hilt of her pussy. Stepping back she smiled before saying, "Alright lets get this going we still have three bitches needing our attention."

Stepping back we restarted time. Two moans echoed throughout the gym grabbing everyone's attention. "Johnny what the fuck," the brunette yelled.

"Wholly shit Missy,"the guy yelled as he stepped back exposing his pulsating rock hard cock.

Their yells attracted all the other gym goers:

"They're naked."

"Look at that soaking pussy."

"Forget that, look at that dick.. it's about to explode."

"Fuck that did that dick come with a man size. Obviously not elite at everything,"

The man pulled down his shirt over his exposed cock; turning bright red with embarrassment.

"Johnny help I'm fucking stuck," the brunette yelled wiggling on the bench. Johnny froze with embarrassment looking from Missy then back to the laughing crowd. "You better not leave me here you asshole," Missy screamed clearly seeing Johnny's thought process. Johnny continued to look back and forth until his eyes rolled back in his head and a wet stain appeared on the front of his shirt.

"Did he just cum,"a women from the gathering crowd yelled.

"Guess stamina is just another category you fall short of elite on," another women yelled out.

At those word Johnny bolted to the locker room. "You fucking asshole," Missy screamed.

"Wait a second Hilda isn't that the girl that told you Elite Fitness was at maximum capacity for tranny dyke bitches like you. Sophie and I watched a ripped women step forward.

Without saying a word she grabbed a weight belt and approached Missy. "Oh god no, I'm sorry I didn't mean it," The Missy pleaded.

Hilda approached Missy and with one big swing smacked Missy across the ass with the belt. The action brought cheers from the crowd and a loud cry from Missy."Alright time for the real ****, lets go," Missy said pulling my shirt. We left to another loud smacked that echoed through out the room.

Meanwhile back in the alley, Mrs.Kelly found her lips upon the most fowl cock imaginable. The bitchy blonde tried to pull back but realized she was stuck. The homeless man moaned out in pleasure causing the cigarette to fall from his lips and onto the snob's beautiful blonde hair. Her golden locks caught fire before the dazed homeless man was able to smack the cigarette off her head. Unfortunately for the uppity Mrs.Kelly this was not before it burnt away a small bald spot in the back of her head. Also unfortunately for the bitchy blonde the cigarette flew down her lingerie and traveled down her back before slipping into her panties and resting in the crack of her ass. The heat in her ass caused the blonde to release a muffled scream. This caught the attention of four well dressed couples that were walking by the alley.

"Oh my god he's **** her," one of the girls screamed.

The couples rushed into the alley to help the women only to find it was not a ****. The homeless man had his hands up as to say he was innocent in this act.

"Oh gross they're just having sex," one of the guys said.

"Wait Rachel is that you," one of the other girls asked. As if confirmation to this question, thanks to the burning sensation between her cheeks, the fancy Mrs. Kelly started slapping her own ass. " Oh my god, no one at the country club is going to believe this," the girl continued, pulling out her phone. At that moment the homeless man gave one last loud moaned, and a second later cum was squirting out of the blonde's perfect nose.

"And your the one that got Jenny kicked out for her affair. You're blowing a homeless man," another one of the girls laughed.

Sophie and I easily walked past the now receptionless front desk and further into the gym. We scanned the area for the three members of the Bitch Brigade.

First we saw Carmella "Pumpkin Butt" Brooks. She had the whole cafe blocked off and was clearly having a photo shoot promoting her new line of gym products. She was switching off between modeling and bitching at the photographer.

Next we saw Trisha "Balloon Tits" Parker. She was in the middle of what looked to be an intense workout, as she was completely dripping sweat. The sweat was making an already impossible revealing outfit slightly transparent.

Last but not least they spotted Ava "The Cunt" Bradley. She was in the process of a training session with a sweaty overweight man. Ava was in the middle of pushing a weighted sled in demonstration.

The man clearly was going to have a tough time with this, as he was already looking on the verge of passing out. The man tried to push the sled, but was only able to make one small push before putting his hands on his knees and taking a few deep breaths. Ava laughed and started recording a video of the struggling man.

"Well who do we start with," I asked Sophie, as time stopped all around us.