Sophie has a plan

Sophie and I exited the bathroom to the music of Vanessa’s whines and echoing bowel movement. The last thing we heard before the door shutting was the bitchy billionaire cry, “God it smells so bad I think I’m going to be sick. I want my daddy!” Followed by one last loud expulsion of diarrhea.

“So now that we were able to take Vanessa down all her peg, do you got anything planned next,” I asked.

“Actually I do. My former gym is only a few blocks away,” Sophie said putting air quotes around ‘former gym’.

“So I’m guessing this one is a little personal,” I said giving a laugh.

“You bet your ass it is. It’s called Elite Fitness. They say it’s because of the elite fitness they provide, but it’s really because they only allow the elite of the elites to become members,” Sophie said with a slight head shake.

“That sounds right up our alley,” I said.

“Definitely is, and while majority of the clientele and employees are truly awful snob, they don’t hold a candle to three certain women. They have a few nicknames floating around including: the bitch brigade, the terrible three, and the curvy cunts,” Sophie said.

“Are you sure that they’re just not misunderstood,” I laughed.

Sophie smiled at me before continuing her story, “So about six months ago, after hearing from my step mom for the hundredth time that I was out of shape, I decided to check out her gym.”

“What, you out of shape,” I interjected.

“Well I am living with Charlotte and Nikki who are virtually twigs with an ass and tits,” Sophie said nonchalantly.

“I think we proved Nikki was just a twig,” I laughed.

Sophie gave me a kiss before saying, “That we did, so the gym has a deal that if you do a one hour training session costing $100, and decide to sign up after that than you get the first two months free. I decided to check it out since the deal would probably end up saving me $100. When I got there I paid at the front desk, and met my trainer. It just so happened to be one of the bitch brigade. During the session she didn’t help me at all, and was barely even watching me. Just hung out with the remaining two trio members the entire time. While she was a terrible trainer I did fall in love with the place. It was stunningly beautiful, and had even amenity a girl could want. Plus I wasn’t planning on having a trainer, so I decided I was going to join.”

At that moment I could see Sophie tenses up slightly. She gave a big huff before say, “When I told the trainer, I thought she’d be happy that I joined despite her shitty job, but she said they were currently at capacity for the likes of me.

I sat with my mouth open, looking at Sophie, before muttering, “Is that even legal?”

“I guess there was something in the gym’s bylaws that said they were able to turn away individuals if the gym was at capacity. At that point I was furious: one for paying $100 for a day pass, and two for being treated so rudely. I started demanding a refund, and that was when all three of the curvy cunts literally lifted me off my feet, and threw me out of the gym. Each hurling an insult at me before going back inside.”

“Well I definitely think we have found our next target. Are you sure they’ll be there,” I asked.

“Definitely they’re always there, if they’re not working they’re lifting. Plus they’re social media’s are currently blowing up with working out pics. Gotta keep reminding each of their 5mil instagram follows how hot they are,” Sophie said scrolling through her phone.

“Hey let put a face to the cuntyness,” I said.

Sophie held up her phone with the first picture.

“That’s Trisha Parker or as I like to call her balloon tits. She’s probably the most aggressive one of the group. About a month ago apparently, after scamming some poor 70 year old man, she pushed him out the door, and he ended up breaking his hip. Unfortunately the Elite Fitness lawyers were too good, so the man didn’t see a dime. Rumor was she was laughing and taunting him before the ambulance came.”

“That’s Carmella Brooks or as I like to call her pumpkin butt. You can forget the term apple bottom when talking about her ass. She is notorious on social media for posting pictures of fat or ugly girls just to make fun of them. Sometimes she goes to other gyms just to take pictures or videos of lesser than individuals. Last week she posted a video with the description “Into the Wild” nature documentary by Carmella Books. The video had her commenting on fat people at the gym, and finished up with her telling an eleven year old girl she was fat and life won’t be turn around for her.”

“Last but not least, that’s Ava Bradley or as I like to call her Cunt. She was my trainer on my expensive day pass. Her few comments to me that day included: you’re really gonna wear that, wow with that form are you sure you’ve seen the inside of a gym, umm you stink I’m gonna go stand over there, maybe you should slow down I can see your body jiggling from here, and must be nice to know a guy will never be looking at you working out. When not bullying me around she has the reputation of being an extremely entitled snob who demands special treatment everywhere she goes, and if she doesn’t receive that treatment just be prepared for quite the bitch fit. Just ask Antonio’s Bistro, oh wait you can’t because it’s closed thanks to Miss Cunt.”

“Ok it’s only one block away, just around this cor,” Sophie said before being cutoff by a shrill voice.

“Juan, Jose, Paco, or whatever your Mexican name is, hand me that little bitch, so I can take a picture with her for my insta. Clean out my Gucci dog bag too, she shit all over it.

Sophie and I watched a blonde exiting a pink Rolls Royce. Her fake tits were barely contained by her tight orange and white striped dress. A Hispanic looking driver was opening the door for her, and hold a leash that was connected to a little chiwawa.

At that moment the dog decided to take off running, but was stopped before he got started with a swift kick from the blonde.

“I said watch her you brute,” the snobby bimbo said to her driver, as she slapped him across his face.

“But mam I’m hold her leash,” the driver said.

“If you talk back to me one more time I’ll have you shipped back to Mexico so fast,” the blonde yelled poking the mans chest with every word. “Alright hand me that disgusting thing, so I can take the picture and be done with it.”

The driver handed the dog to the blonde who held it at arms length till the driver had the camera ready.

“Alright three,,” the driver slowly counted. “Two,” the blonde brought the dog in close to rub noses. “O,” time stoped.

Well I’ve had enough of that bitch,” I said to Sophie. “And I got just the plan, saw it in a store about a block back.” Before Sophie could say a word I took off running. Returning a few minutes latter I was carrying a four foot non poisonous snake. Sophie just clapped her hands, as I brought it over to the blonde.

I put the dog on the ground near the driver’s feet, and replaced it with the large snake. The blonde and snake were face to face only a few inches away from each other. I made sure her grip was tight, and we stepped back to restart time.

The blonde brought the snake closer to her, and before realizing her mistake the snake did what snakes do best...

It struck, biting down hard on the bitchy blonde’s silicon tit. The snob screamed at the top of her lungs, as she stumbled back. Her extremely high heels clearly not made for sudden snake attacks caused her to trip landing face first into the shitty dog bag. As she pulled her face out of the bag it was coated in dog poop and hair. The blonde released a loud cry as she sat on all fours, covered in dog shit, and desperately trying to pull the snake off her now fully exposed tit.

At that moment the little chiwawa saw her opportunity for ****. Building up speed she launched herself through the air and sunk its teeth in the blonde’s uptight ass. The rich entitled bitch released a terrifyingly loud crying shriek, as she was on all fours shaking both her ass and tits in attempts to dislodge the animals. After a few good seconds the dog was removed with a loud rip. The bottom half of the snooty blonde’s dress had been completely ripped off now exposing her pimpled white ass and waxed possibly diseased pussy.

The dog being finished with the ripped dress started growling. At that noise the bitchy snob jumped to her feet and took off running followed quickly by her dog.

The sight was pure comedy god. A rich upper class bitch trying to run in four inch heels, pussy flapping in the breeze, ass jiggling like jello, snake dangling from her exposed fake tits, face covered in dog shit, and her tiny chiwawa nipping at her heels.

“Just tell me when you want me to stop taking pictures,” the drive yelled.

“Fuck you, you filthy beener,” the blonde screamed.

“What was that? Did you say upload them,” the diver yelled back, as his boss disappeared down the street.

“Well I think that was a good warm up for the bitch brigade,” I said laugh.

“Haha yep definitely one of the best warmups of all time,” Sophie laughed, as we headed off for the gym.