Baka Rangers 3:Baka Rangers 8:A New Beginning 5:Endgame 2:Origins

theme song playing

everyone: MAHORA SENTAI! BAKA RANGERS!!

Sailor Moon: What's the deal with airline peanuts? Baka Red!

Meia from VanDread: Who AAARE these people? Baka Black!

Hinata from Naruto: What if Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kid Rock had a baby? I think it'd sound a little something like Baka Blue!

Sana from Kodocha: George W Bush is a TE-E-E-E-E-ERIBLE PRESIDENT!! Baka Yellow!

Makie: Everyone gets along! Baka Pi...wait, cut!

Director Chamo: What?

Makie: These aren't the Baka Rangers! What's going on?!

Hinata: Th-the Baka Rangers called in sick, so we're subbing for them.

Makie: Subbing? she thinks of subtitles The purist fans will be happy!

Meia: No, not subtitles, substitution.

Hinata: YES! poof

Suddenly a log sits where Hinata used to be.

Meia: .....sure. Anyway, just bear with us, ok?

Makie: Ok.

theme music

everyone: MAHORA SENTAI!! BAKA RANGERS!!

Sailor Moon: Yo quero Baka Red!

Meia: It's finger-lickin' good! Baka Black!

Hinata: Where's the beef!? In Baka Blue! Hey!

Sana: Have it YO-OU-OU-OUUUURR WAY!!! Baka YellOOOoooowwww!!!

Chamo: CUT!! Little less enthusiasm, Sana.

Sana: Gotcha!! HAVE IT YOUR WAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!! BAKA YELOOOOOWWWW!!!

Chamo: Gah! CUT! Sana, tone it down! You're at a 12, need ya at about a 7.

Sana: Roger! Have it your way! Baka Yellow!! ALRIGHT! NAILED IT!!!

Chamo: sigh Look, Sana, this isn't working out. We're gonna have to re-cast you.

Sana, now a marionette for no reason: WHAT?! WHY!?

Chamo, now a sock puppet: Because you're apparently hopped up on speed and X.

Sana, cubist: I am NOT on X!!! Ask Rei! REI-EI-EI-EI-EEEIII!!!

Rei, Sana's manager, made of Tetris pieces: Yes, Sana?

Sana, normal: Tell this weasel i'm not on X!!

Rebecca from Pani-Poni Dash: You mean you're not?

Sana: REEEEIII!!!

Chamo, whispering to casting director Nodoka: Find a new Baka Yellow. Quick!