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Dustin: Hey, Paul! How'd that meeting with Monique go? You were gone ao long I thought she canned your ass.

Paul: Actually, the meeting ended up focusing mor on Monique's ass, and damn but it it's fine.

Dustin: You are ao full of shit.

Paul: No, seriously, you need to visit her office before a line forms, but first I need to show you and Steve something. I asked him to meet us in reception.

Steve: Hey Paul! What's the big secret project you're finally ready to reveal?

Becky: if you three are having a meeting, you need to have it in a conference room, not in Reception.

Paul: Actually, this effects you too, Becky. You more than any of us!

Becky: what do you mean? Are you redoing the phone system again? I just learnes all the buttons from the last time!

Paul: No, the phones are staying the same, but the receptionist is getting an upgrade.

Becky: what do you... Hey! You can't fire me! You're not not my boss! You're not even in my department!

Paul: Don't get upset, Becky! This is good news! Your job is secure! It's just going to change a little and you'll need to change with it!

Steve: This is getting weird, Paul. What are you talking about?

Paul: Becky here isn't real. She's a small bit of code in a massive simulation.

Becky: Why of all the absurd nonsense!

Paul: Don't be offended, Becky! It's true of me too! All off us! Everyone we know! I'm just pointing out you so that Dustin and Steve will understand when I do this...

Dustin: Holy shit!

Becky: oh, I'm not offended. I know everybody assumes they're fake. But they're totally real! Please, give them a squeeze! All, three of you!

Paul: You heard the lady. Feeling is beleiving.

Steve: Damn! Oh damn! I...I shouldn't...but I gotta!

Becky: <giggle>

Steve: How did you do this?

Becky: I grew them, silly! I started at puberty and then I just kept going!

Steve: No, I mean, Paul? What the fuck?

Paul: Becky's titties are real, but the universe is fake. We're living in a simulation and I hacked it.

Dustin: These are NO simulation! They're spectacular.

Becky: <giggle> and the more attention they get, the hornier I get! You boys think you could help me out with that? You gotta finish what you started!

Steve: Becky, do you remember being different a few minutes ago?

Becky: Well, I wasn't quite so horny before you guys stargrd talking about my tatas, but I was still pretty horny! I'm a big tittied slut. I realized that a long time ago. So the only question is are you three going to take advantage of the fact or do I need to go find some real men?

Paul: I promise I'll explain more after we deal with this pressing matter of Becky's.

Becky: Oh god yes! Let's get to pressing!