You make your way to the dinning room and you come across Zoey. “John look I’m sorry for today I’ll keep my end of the promise if you promise not to tell mommy that I left you today. Just tell her that you wanted to walk home to get your exercise in for the day, Okay?” Zoey said
“Ya, of course what are cousins for.” You say with a sinister look in your face.
“Thanks John I owe you one.” Zoey said.
You both then enter the dinning room and see that your mom and Aunt Lilly were already sitting at the table. “Hi mom. Hi Aunt Lilly what’s for dinner?”you asked
“Hello John and Zoey we are having tofu burgers with a side of sweet potatoe fries. Oh and how was your day together? Did you two have fun today?” Aunt Lilly asked.
“Of course mommy. It was like old times.” Zoey said.
“Well good I’m glad you two are starting to reconnect.” Aunt Lilly said
“So how did class registration go John, you didn’t just sign up for bullshit classes did you?” Mom asked you
“I’m glad you asked mom. Let me just give you a recap of my day. It started out with us meeting Zoeys friends and they went to go get manicures and Zoey made me get one to save her self some money.” You say as you raise your hands and show everyone your nails.
“Then after this happened me and Zoey got into an aguement about how its her fault I ended up with pink nails. She then leaves me to figure out were everything is by myself.” You say
“Zoey is this true?” Aunt Lilly asked
“And that’s not even the worst part. So after a wonder around the campus trying to find the new student registration, I found it an hour after i was suppose to be there and missed my tour. So because I didn’t have the tour I had to navigate through everything and everyone by myself. When I went to sign up for my mandatory sport I was turned down by the sport I’m actually good at because he thought I was a sissy boy because of this nice manicure Zoey got me. After trying to find a new sport to join the only sport with a spot for a male left was Cheerleading. Also I couldn’t get any of the electives I wanted, because I was late thanks to Zoey, I had to take Home Ec and Parenting class all thanks to Zoey.” You explained
“Zoey your grounded for a week for leaving your cousin.” Aunt Lilly said
“But Mommy he called me a bitch.” Zoey said
“John your grounded for a week also.” Mom Said
“Why the hell am I grounded? I’m the victim here.” You say
“You should call anyone a bitch. Now go to your room.” Mom said
“You too Zoey.” Aunt Lilly said
You both head upstairs and to your rooms.
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