A wake up call and more planning

*Slap* "Wake up!" *Wack* "Don't fall asleep!"

God, I must look mighty retarded on the security cams. A scrawny teen with dried semen marks on his face; stumbling through the futuristic hallways of a high-tech superhero space station, in his boxers.

Yes, I'm in my boxers. I shoved the pants into my newly obtained magical top hat. Apparently, I got some of my own jiz on my pants as well as my face. Ya'know, it's quite arousing to see my semen reflecting in the light while slowly trickling down the faces of sexy women; but when I get that gunk on my own face, well now that's just unsanitary! Hell, that's why I save pictures of Nichole, Mom, and all of the hot teachers in my life. Naturally, I use those pictures as fetish fool to imagine that I'm covering their faces and chests in my white fluids, It's the closest I could ever get to actually doing it. But that was then, and now, because of these lucky turn of events; I won't be needing those pictures anymore. I can experience the real thing!

Not now though.... right now, I need to sleep...

Wait, fuck no! Dammit, I am the actual definition of a pansy. I cum, what? Twice? In the span of a couple hours and I'm out for the count? Yep, what a fucking loser. That's why I typically tend to hold in all my sexual urges and wait till I'm in the sweet embrace of my cherished bed. And sadly, said cherished bed just so happens to be miles away at the moment. *Sigh* I wonder if the Justice League would get mad if I crashed in one of their superhero chambers?

That was a joke by the way- By now it's blatantly obvious that I can get away with whatever the hell I want..... Even- just- laying down on this hard metal floor and taking a small nap... No one will mind........

"Are you seriously tired?"

"Hu- Wat duh Fuk!" I jumped up in the air in surprise- Well, not literally, figuratively. In reality, I was still on the floor, man my reaction times are slow. Luckily with these earrings, I don't need to worry about anyone wanting to harm me, at least I hope I don't.

"Oh wow, you're still beat? Even after you took a nap on me for twenty minutes?" Zatanna looked down at me on the floor, she was completely clothed. But her hair was still ruffled up, and I could see dried semen stains on her skin that she had visible (Which was quite a lot of skin mind you, since most of these female heroes love to show off; what's up with that?). So I assume she hasn't washed up yet, which means I haven't been on the floor for too long, that's good to know.

"What? N- Nooo, I'm not tired." I rise up to my feet, trying not to look at her sexy stripper level body. I can't afford to get horny again, I need a fucking breather alright!? I'm only human.

"Sure you're not," She crossed her arms under her bust again, causing her sizable sacks to-

Nope stop looking, don't you dare get any ideas, Billy, there's a time and place for everything; right now, isn't the time for masturbating.

"I was just- Testing out how comfortable the floor- Oh what the hell do you care for? You think whatever I do is normal, even though you know what these earrings do. What a fucking idiot, now I know how my chemistry teacher feels."

I'm not complaining that she doesn't vaporize me for using this power on her, but she keeps calling me the retard? It's getting me pissed. And why does she have to be so goddam sexy? I can feel Billy pocking is ugly mug out, you get your ass back down there! Oh man, I'm getting mad, I really need to wash up and take a break. Maybe go back to the group and just relax for a bit, then I can continue my sexual conquest. Also...

"Why the hell are you here? Didn't you say you have things to do?" I turned around and continued walking down the empty metal hallway, looking for the nearest restroom. That's when, to my surprise, I felt a hard hand land on my shoulder with a firm grip. What the fuck? I thought it was impossible for anyone to stop me from doing what I want?

"I do have things to do, Bruce just called me asking me to meet him, but you know I'm obligated to use my body as your pillow whenever you're tired." She looked at me dead in the eyes, I would say I did the same, but Nah, I was looking at her dead in the cleavage. She sighed, "Come on, I will take you to my bedroom. You can rest there,"

"Um, what? Who's Bruce?"

"He's B-"

"Nevermind I don't care, I wanna know what's this pillow nonsense you're on about?"

She retook a deep breath, pushing her tits directly into my face; since I was so close to her. I could inhale her aroma from here, it smells good....

"Why are you acting like you don't know anything? I know you're smarter than this, you said it yourself before, so I know you know."

"I uh-" I was having trouble forming words; being this close to her tits makes it hard to think. "Wait- wait-" I shook my head, brought my hands to her tits and pushed myself away. Not after getting a little squeeze of course. "I said what?"

She rolled her eyes. "You said 'It's normal for me to be your pillow when you're tired.' So don't act like you don't know this."

"Oh, shit- I don't remember making that command, huh, I must've been tired." As much as I would love to sleep with her in bed, now isn't the time, here I am trying not to fall asleep! "Well, I'm not tired right now. So you can go do whatever it was you were going to do."

Zatanna squinted here sparkling eyes at me "Are you sure? I don't want to be in the middle of something, and then have to warp all the way to you just so you can drool on my breasts."

"Yep I'm sure," I turned around again and continued my stride, "Have a good day Mam."

"Wait-" I blinked, and I was right back in front of her, well; in front of her tits to be exact, since she's taller than me. "You should use your earrings to make a command."

What she said surprised me enough to make me look away from her boobs and up to her face. "Wat?"

"Use the earring that changes social norms," Zatanna said slowly like she was talking to a child. And hey, I might act like a child; and I might not be old enough to legally drink. But I'm nineteen, I'm my own man, I can let- Oh wait I tuned her out, what did she say?

"I'm sorry what didcha say?"

"Oh my-" She sighed. "Can you stop looking at my breasts and listen?"

"F- Fuck you!"

"Hm. Look, just make a normality that will summon me to you whenever you're tired."

"A normality?"

"You're an idiot-"

"Nah I'm just kidding; I like the way you think! I should make a command to bring you to me whenever I need a quick fuck."

"No, no, no, only for when you're tired- So I can help you sleep."

"Yeah, whatever. Hey- even though you're oblivious to this earring's effect, you have some good ideas." I walked behind her and admired her ass before giving it a slap out of respect of course; I respect women. "How about you become my sexy personal secretary?" Walking back in front of her I brought my hand to her corset and shoved it in to get a nice feeling of her milky meat. "You could help me come up with some fun, kinky ideas."

"Heh, um no thank you-" She said as she looked down at my hand groping her breast. "I'm no one's secretary."

"Meh-" I pulled my hand out; leaving her tit exposed. "It's not like you have a choice anymore, but I'll talk to you about it later. It's normal for you to go do whatever it was you had to do, just leave me alone."

"Of course," She said, and raised her wand that appeared out of seemingly nowhere "Just remember to use that earring to summon me when you're tired."

"Trust me, I will."

And with that, she disappeared in a puff of magical smoke, was that magic dust necessary? Oh whatever, sorry Billy; I gave my crotch a small pat, you had enough fun.

I need a break.

Zatanna's plan to stop Sam and retrieve the earrings backfired on her hard, and she doesn't even know it. But back down on Earth, in the Batcave; Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Circe are discussing their own plans on how to deal with this threat; hopefully this one goes better than Zatanna's did.

"So," Superman said while clapping his hands together. "What's the game plan?"

*Flash*

"My body is ready for operation; sit down and eat Lucky Charms until Zatanna gets here to debrief us on what's actually going on so we can form a logical course of action!" The Flash said with tired breath, "Or in acronym terms, operation; S.D.A.E.L.C- mmmh!"

"That's enough chatting for you," Circe said with her hands emanating purplish mystical energy. She was currently splaying her seductively venomous body on a vacant couch in the back of the cave.

"Mmm! Mmmmm, Mmm!" The Flash brought the hand that wasn't clutching a box of cereal up to his mouth that was refusing to open.

Batman smirked and leaned back a bit in his chair. "I'm certainly not against this newfound peace and quiet." His smirk faded "But I do have a plan- and I'm going to need Flash and his abilities."

Circy heaved her hefty chest and sighed. "Fine, though only because you happen to be one of the rare men I have respect for." She lifted her right hand up and waved it in an "S" pattern.

"Mm- Oh god- That was rude, lady! How else was I supposed to eat these Lucky Charms!?" He ducked his head and zoomed over to the couch she was spread out on, "Didchu know they're magically delicious?"

"Okay, back you go," Circe muttered

"Wait wait wait! I was joking calm dow- Mmmmff-"

*Achem* Superman spoke up "Can we, please focus on the matter at hand?"

Circe chuckled to herself, "Look at you being resposibl-"

"You don't seem the least bit worried that one of your best friends was just sexually assaulted by a boy with a magical artifact on his ear."

"Well actually, now he has two magical items on his ears. And of course, I'm worried about Zatanna, everyone else on the station too." Batman began typing something onto the keypad. "But I happen to have a great deal of experience in keeping my cool in situations like this."

"Situations like this?"

"Not this situation specifically you- You know what I mean. Look," Batman pressed one last key, and an empty text document opened up on screen. "I told you I have a plan, and I do." He turned around in his chair to face the man of steel. "But it's going to take some time, that's why I need Flash, but even with his speed it's going to take at least two days, preferably we could get it done in one."

"Two days? We don't have two days! The expo ends tonight; hell, in a couple of hours we're going to need to be up in the Odditorium to answer questions."

"Heheh- I guess your little get-together is a bust." Circe stood up off the couch and strode over to the box of cereal the Flash left on the floor since he couldn't open his mouth to consume any of it. She bent down to retrieve the box, not forgetting to stick out her ass as she does so. Luckily there's no one behind her because anyone could clearly see her small purple panties while she does this. Even though there was no one watching, she dares not go against her culture; and wiggles her ass for a couple seconds. Before finally standing back up tall with the cereal in hand, and stepping back to the couch.

"She's right, it would be best if we reschedule it to after this problem is dealt with."

"You and I both know it's too late for that," Superman brought his hands to his chin in thought. "How about I fly up there and toss him into a cell? Easy as that."

*Crunch* "If you'd-" *Crunch* "Just listen to me, you'd know that getting near anyone- *Munch* "Who's attached to lose earrings would be a horrendous idea." Circe said while snacking down on the Flash's box of cereal, causing a couple of crumbs to fall between her breasts in the process. "Great Hestia, this human food, what did you call it? Charms? They most certainly are delicious, though; I don't sense any magic in them." *Crunch*

"Mmhmm!" The Flash mumbled.

Superman squatted down unto a rock, "Okay- Okay- but, I just don't know what to do."

"Then why don't you listen to what I have planned?"

Superman sighed, then looked up. "I'm all ears."

"Good." Batman turned around and looked up to the monitor, "Even though Zatanna made things worse by allowing the boy to obtain the other earring, and telling him exactly how to use them-"

*Crunch* "And she's supposed to be the magical expert of your organization." Circe said with a scoff.

"-She also inadvertently told us precisely what to look out for in the process."

"Oh?" Superman said.

"Yes, I won't show you where she says it; for her sake because-"

"It's okay, I- Don't need to see it."

"Well, from what I gathered the right earring changes reality for everyone in the user's general vicinity, to make whatever the user does seem normal. And the left one gives the boy the ability to change what is considered normal in whatever way he wants; as long as he says the word 'normal' aloud."

"Which is basically what I've have been telling you two from the beginning," Circe said.

"Well, you didn't say it like that."

"Even if I had, you wouldn't have believed me."

"Yeah, you're right."

"This new information showed me much weakness we could exploit," Batman said. "But my main concern is not being able to recognize what is actually normal and what isn't; that's why I have this." He gestured up towards the glowing monitor, with the blank text document on screen.

"We're going to use Microsoft-Word, to protect us from two magical reality warping earrings?"

"No it's not- well, it is Microsoft-Word but-"

"Continue on," Circe leaned up from her laying down position while picking out, and brushing away the cereal crumbs off her chest. "I'm quite interested."

"Alright Sam, pull yourself together."

*Splash*

I cupped my hands with water for the 4th time and tossed the liquid toward my face. I needed that, seriously, this is pathetic; I'm normally not this tired after busting a nut. But I also don't typically get to bang two super-heroines and my sister all in the same day. I mean, I obviously didn't expect me to be able to go at it all day; but it hasn't even been 3 hours! Or has it? I genuinely have no idea, time flies when you're fucking.

I grabbed a towel from the rack and brought it to the sink to wet it, gotta remove this dried crustation from my face. Back to the topic of time, I forgot how long this exposition is supposed to last. I'm pretty sure it was quite clear that the main reason I came up here was to take some pictures of some hot super babes. And looking back at it, I did a lot more than just taking pictures.... Anyway, I'd say that, yeah; 90% came up here to satisfy my sexual urges. But the other 18% of me is actually interested in exploring the ship, and meeting the heroes that saved our lives countless times.

You know what, it feels good; maybe this is just what I needed. Now that the Willy's are pleased and satisfied, I can take a breath and experience this opportunity destiny has graced me with. This is a free trip to the Watchtower, a once and a lifetime opportunity! I shouldn't just waste it letting my dick take the wheel. This is one of the few moments where I'm in complete control, the Willy's are nowhere to be seen, and they took their sexual urges with them! I have my mind set on enjoying this tour, and by golly, that's what I'm gonna to do. Nothing can change my focus at this point!

Not even Supergirl walking in through the bathroom door behind me.

Wait- Supergirl?