'ey' not 'ie'

Debbi and Lawrence pulled up outside a mews house with a garage underneath and presumably a studio space above. Neither had much experience with sculptors ! The door was opened by a young woman of about Debbi's age, red haired and with a punky appearance topped by a spiky haircut with shaved sides and finished with Doc Martens boots. "We've come to see Les" Lawrence announced. "That's me" said the girl, then seeing the confusion on Lawrence's face, she explained "It's Lesley with an 'ey' , not Leslie with an 'ie' !" "Cool" said Debbi. "I'm Debbi with no 'e'. Well, of course there's an 'e' after the 'd' but not at the end !" Everyone was now thoroughly confused. "Well, I'm Lawrence but I've never been to Arabia" he said. "We've come for the Three Graces commission."

They followed Lesley upstairs to the studio. "Where's the block of marble ?" asked Debbi, who was wondering whether the floor would support such a weight. Lesley laughed. "I think you've got a rather old fashioned and romantic idea" she chuckled. "I'm going to model you in wax first." "Like Madame Tussaud's ?" "Nothing like Madame Tussaud's ! I'll them make a mould for getting it cast in bronze in a foundry." "Goodness" said Debbi. "Goodness indeed. It's a big undertaking for the foundry too, they've never cast anything that size and it's costing our footballer a fortune. You must have made quite an impression on him, lucky for me" Lesley continued.

She asked Debbi to get naked, explaining that she would take photographs of her from all angles in the various poses of the three goddesses. "I might need one or two more finishing off sessions with you in person later if that's OK ?" Lesley remarked. "This isn't really my thing, my own style's more avant garde." "You mean I'd have one eye and a hole in my belly ?" wondered Debbi. Lesley laughed. "Something like that. But I couldn't turn down the money !"

Lesley began to pose Debbi's nude body and to circle her taking numerous photos. "I can see what the guy meant about your classical beauty" she complimented Debbi, who blushed. Lawrence was feeling left out. "Here, make yourself useful" Lesley said, handing him the camera. "I've got Debbi in all three poses but the group is intertwined, so I need some idea of how the bodies meld together." She began taking off her own clothes. Under the punky exterior, Lesley's soft and perky body was not so dissimilar to Debbi's.

"We could do with three up here really" Lesley admitted "But you've got the wrong attributes and we'd have nobody to take the photos" she told Lawrence. "He does have a nice cock though" giggled Debbi. "You've seen it ? asked Lesley with a laugh. "In India, we had to share a room" Debbi confirmed. "You never told me I had a nice cock" Lawrence complained. "You never asked" Debbi blushed. "But I've told you that you have a nice pussy." "Alright, alright, enough of the cocks and pussies already" laughed Lesley, joining Debbi on the podium. She had shown Debbi the photos of the required tableaux and they embraced in the dual poses while Lawrence walked around them taking photos. Lesley whispered in Debbi's ear. "Of course, you know it's a tradition for the artist to sleep with the model ?"