Trish's carpet doesn't match the drapes

While Trish wore a maroon thong in the first match, it wasn't a secret that she had been one to wear dark colored panties (namely thongs) lately, when at ringside or especially when in a match. She had worn white before, wasn't like she went dark forever, but lately in particular other divas noticed it. Now, here she was, sprawled out in the ring with her legs open wide in a tiny white g-string that had a....transparent front white panel.

What Lita had "uncovered" tonight wasn't unknown to the divas in the back, or a few of the guys for that matter. But, would shock and confuse the millions of fans, especially those "hard"core Trish fans that love their Stratusfaction. Trish was the most well known with fans for the 3 B's she had, Boobs, Booty & Blonde (hair). Guys had a thing for blondes with big tits, other divas disliked her for it especially new ones from WCW, but she knew where her bread was buttered because of what she did to get it.

Lita had done what Trish tried so hard to keep low from fans, but her own forgetfulness and arrogance exposed the truth underneath, Trish's dark brown bush. Given that the internet wasn't big, yet, Trish had an easier time keeping her precious secret just that, secret. Trish feared this would ruin her reputation, and that people would wonder if that was the only thing fake on her, clearly her breasts were.

Trish was snapped out of her trance by a strong yank of her arms by Lita, hoisting her up to her feet, whispering quietly, "Well Trish, I know you had been trying to keep this 'little' secret down here from your horny fans, but wearing white for a bra and panties match definitely wasn't helping your cause. And Trish, when did you get so much fur down there? It's no wonder why the guys in the back don't want in your pants, they probably fear it'd get lost in this forest, lol."

Lita then proceeded to trap Trish's arms behind her back, leaving the front of her tiny panties of full display, while yelling to the crowd. "I know all the guys here love them so Trish Stratus don't they?" The crowd roars in agreement, "Well, Trish here has been lying to all of you since the beginning. No, it's not about her breasts, please EVERYONE knows those are fake. It's something that'll shock and surprise you all to know. I could tell you what it is, but come on that's no fun, I think a visual would be best."

Lita lets go of Trish's arms, Trish frozen in place doesn't move, as Lita drops to her knees behind Stratus reaching out to her white g-string and swiftly yanking the skimpy garment down Trish's thick, muscular legs to her ankles. The crowd erupts in excitement, as there is their favorite diva Trish, has her panties pulled down leaving her naked from the waist down. Then, the silence of shock hits the arena, as the camera pans to Trish's crotch, and plasters the image on the titantron. Trish can't move as the fans gawk in amazement at Trish's lie in front of them, her thick fluffy brown-haired bush.