Get off once before the date to maximize confidence

Greg remembered something he heard somewhere once...that the best thing to do before a date is to jerk off. Maybe he had seen it in a movie. Either way, it sounded like a good plan.

After getting home and settling in for a while, he brought up his favorite porno and began watching it for a while, slowly unworking his pants and bringing himself to full hardness.

In the video, a gorgeous stacked brunette wearing a low-cut dress is playing poker with a sleazy looking guy, and she loses the hand. She strips and begins sucking him off, and after a predictable 10 or so minutes, he blows a ridiculously huge load all over her face and breasts.

Greg was getting into it, as he usually did, when it dawned on him. "What the hell am I doing just watching a video?" Quickly he closed it, zipped up, and dashed to the car.