Have you ever thought what it must be like to be a guy?

“Have you ever thought about what it must be like being a guy?”

“What?” Penina responded

“Have you ever thought about being a guy, what its like?” Sarah asked again, this time with more intent, “I mean look at them over there, cheering over something, talking about women, staring at us, wouldn’t it be interesting to know what its like?”

“Honestly, no” Penina said, “I wouldn’t want something dangling between my legs”

“And boobs are better?” Sarah asked, “surely it must be easier to hide a dick than to hide big boobs?”

“Tell me about it” you joked, acting like the women you looked like, taking a sip of water.

“I didn’t mean to offend” Sarah said

“No offence taken” you replied, “These aren’t easy to hide, but Penina is right, I wouldn’t want a dick hanging between my legs, must get uncomfortable at times.” You thought back to not too long ago, when you were actually a guy, and grinned.

“Now look at them” Sarah said, slightly annoyed, “Ogling and staring at us, well you, I don’t have much to stare at” she laughed and patted her almost flat chest, “I wish I knew why they did that” Sarah said.

“Boobs” Jemma said.

“Probably” Sarah said.

“Be careful what you wish for” you said, causing the group to look at you confused

“What do you mean” Honi asked