The pills work too well

Adam woke, groggy at first. The pain from before had dulled, though he still felt a slight pain in the back of his head. He walked to the bathroom to grab some Advil.

He froze. That couldn't possibly be it. His eyes focused downward to see the biggest piece of meat he had ever seen. The videos he'd watched only moments before paled in comparison, he was fully flaccid and still outsized them. It must be at least a foot long, how big could this monster get? He touched the tip with his hand to find it magnitudes more sensitive than before. He grabbed the head, feeling an immense sense of pleasure washing over him. He began to stroke, slowly, eyes glued to his shaft as it steadily grew harder.

It topped out longer and wider than his forearm and he'd only taken half the bottle. An astounding 18 inch monster.

The question rose, who should learn about this new secret of his?