A very strange team meeting

"Thank you all for coming. It's important with the recent alien invasion, we improve the image of the justice league more now than ever. Even though, we clearly saved the Earth, some politicians and troglodytes down on Earth are questioning our tactics. They seem to feel that flying thru buildings and throwing cars around has caused unnecessary damage. We've received a rough estimate of the total costs of damage that was caught on cellphones, videos and so-forth directly attributable to superhero attacks and it seems it is in the mid 8 figures," paused Superman staring directly at the Flash who seemed more obsessed with eating his giant sub than the lecture.

"Whut" replied Flash with a full mouth.

"Nevermind. Continuing along, we've tried explaining what a deal a mere 48 million dollars was as a cost of defending earth. If the alien invasion occurred and the Justice League didn't exist, the entire city might have been occupied for weeks or even months costing the economy a lot of money. Not to mention the amount that might have been spent on missiles, guns and other munitions and then the cost of life," growled Superman, "We are clearly a fantastic deal. Yet, we need to remind Earth sometimes of just was a good de---"

Interrupted mid sentence, the door to the meeting room opened and a very slutty looking Green Lanterness and Wonder Woman walked indoors with their arms around eachother's waist tonguing eachother. Making even the Man of Steel regret being sworn to Lois Lane, "Ahem," coughed Superman.

"Oh, sorry we are late. When we woke up this morning, we realized we needed some immediate uniform corrections!" declared the pink Bimbo declared.

"I see," replied Superman as The Green Arrow coughed out the word "Sluts" into his hand at the new revealing uniform.

"So on the day, we are supposed to meet the public and restore our good name, Green Lantern decided to add a push up bra to display even more cleavage" stated The Black Canary dripping in sarcasm. She loved to show her cleavage off too but this seemed like a bit much even for her.

"Yes, that's not all though. The Green Lanterness was kind enough to help me express my true self thru my uniform and be less of a prude," said Wonder Woman twirling around causing her skirt to flair out horizontally at the waste revealing her whole ass, the tiny thong she was wearing and her shaved bush before stopping with her face directed to the door showing the uniform that used to cover her ass was now even at rest revealing half of her well toned, glorious cheeks on display.

"Prude?" inquisitively said The Flash, "Who on earth would have considered your previous uniform covering like 30% of your body prudish?"

"I don't know but I'm sure Hera would approve of me showing just how fiercely fit a warrior fighting in her name is," explained Wonder Woman justifying her new sluttier standard of dress; mega-slutty one might even say.

"Slut" coughed The Green Arrow a second time.

"Enough of that. Okay, so we'll just do our best to put our best foot forward and deal with whatever might arise of this as a result," said Superman trying to commandeer the conversation back at hand, "Now, if you don't mind, please have a seat."

"I do mind," replied Black Canary, "Can we get assigned seating so when she leaks all over the seat because she sees a hard dick I don't have to sit in her puddle?"

"Ha. Ha." replied The Green Lantern as if being joked about how mega-slutty she was-- was perfectly normal. Honestly, like most jokes, there was a ring of truth to it, "It has to been mildly impressive like our Man of Steel here to get me that wet but he only gets hard for Lois Lane. If you want to see just what makes me really *super* in bed, just ask."

"I'm not taken or sworn to anyone!" quickly volunteered The Flash.

"See Caveat One -- mildly impressive" replied Wonder Woman as she stroked her hands up and down the inside of her thighs practically purring the words out.

"*Sizzle*" was all a grinning Green Arrow could add to the conversation about the burn The Flash just took.

"SO!" interrupted Superman again trying to commandeer the conversation, "at least we are all sitting now. Getting back to business. We have a tour today. A random group of citizens and one guest was selected based off a world census based with a slight skew towards countries of larger populations of English speaking people. For this first round, only those who speak fluent English chosen.

"Doesn't that seem kind of racist?" flatly stated The Black Canary in a bitchy tone.

"No, it does not. Most of the people we save all are English speaking citizens, because for whatever reason, aliens seem to keep attacking Europe and North America," explained Superman briefly pausing to wonder why it is that most events seem to take place on only two of seven continents in the universe DC Comics has crafted 95% of the time, "So as a result, they are the ones we primarily need to win over."

"Right, so what are we calling this event again?" asked The Green Lantress.

You could practically hear the sound echo through the room with how fast the palm of The Flash reached his forehead, "God damn it. We've said the name about a hundred times. It's the Justice League Open Expo."

"*Giggle* Okay. Sorrys. I try to know it this time," giggled the team Bimbo.

"Don't you mean, *next* time and where is your ring?" asked The Flash noticing her hand was empty and quickly zipping over and taking her hand to confirm it.

"Oh, well, it seemed to maybe disappear or something? It's okay though, it's not like the last few times I lost it. This time, it felt normal when it disappeared and I sort of feel like it belongs with it's new owner, you know?" replied The Green Lantress.

"Wait, so you lost the ring, it belongs to someone else and you won't be getting it back for the forseeable future?" asked Superman.

"Yep, *giggle*"

"So basically, you have no powers and your useless to the justice league," responded The Black Canary bluntly stating what she felt Superman was asking.

"Umm, yeah but I can totally be of service, if you know what I mean and like I know all kinds of stuff about aliens from fighting alongside you and how to fly an airplane!" replied the former airplane pilot.

"How the heck, did you learn to fly an airplane?" asked all the superheroes at once.

"Well, I wasn't a bimbo until this morning guys and I only woke up slutty this morning," explained the Bimbo as if it were the most perfectly natural thing in the world.

Pausing, all the superheroes look at eachother and Superman's brow arched for a brief second before they all relaxed and more or less shrugged or went "okay" just accepting that as normal.

"I wasn't a slut until this morning either!" added Wonder Woman.

"Well, that uniform of your always was kind of slutty and borderline showing off your ass. You dressed like a slut before today. Now you're just dressed like a....a...mega slut," admitted The Flash.

"Yeah, but I didn't sleep around!" defended Wonder Woman, "So I just looked like a slut before today."

"Right. Okay. Then," replied Superman, "Let's wrap this up quickly. At 8:00am, the shuttle carrying the civilians will be arriving. Everyone on their best behavior except Wonder Woman and The Green Lanterness, please try to be much less slutty than your authentic self...just for the day."