Coach Spencer

Coach Spencer was going over tape of her team’s upcoming opponent when she heard her door open and Brian Taylor walked in. Somewhat surprised to see him, she asked while still enthralled in her game tape and barely glancing in his direction, “What can I do for you, Brian?”

“Would you like to be my date to prom, Miss Spencer?” Brian asked.

She burst out laughing and said, “You have a lot of nerve, Brian. I gotta give you that. Very funny.”

“I am serious!” implored Brian.

“If you say so... unfortunately, I am going to have to decline. I used to refuse to go to dances with guys even when I was in high school. Not really my thing. Sorry bud.”

“What about for $100,000?”