Screw the Jedi and go off to become a Sith

Excellent choice, young Sith. The Jedi are a weak and hypocritical order. They will be destroyed soon enough, so why go down with the ship? Leaving the temple, you travel to the slums of Coruscant. There you can foster your powers of the darkside and plan.

After "persuading" a weak-minded land owner, you find yourself with a small one-room apartment in which to plan. It is really nothing special. A small bed in one corner, a desk on another, a single flouresant light on the ceiling gives the metallic room a sickly yellow glow. When the light is off, the blue neon light seeps through the the blinds in your window. Night is falling, so you wonder how you can get the Sith to notice you. You could go on the holonet and start your own webcam. The Sith have to have horny people in their ranks who have no sex partners. Or you could go and **** a Jedi important enough to get the attention of the people at the top. Or you could go out into the slums and practice your dark powers on the unsuspecting slum dwellers, increasing your mastery of the **** and thus making you even more worthy to join the ranks of the Sith...