An ordinary, everyday lion

Yep. Just a normal big cat. You swish your long, tufted tail around you with a smirk, and take a moment to study yourself in the mirror. Let's face it, you're a good-looking feline, and the fact that you sleep in the nude just shows off your athletic figure, right down to a barely-visible (but getting better!) six-pack. Your almost golden fur shines under the dim morning sun and you grin your sharp toothed grin at yourself.

Of course, right now, what stands out most is…