Xander Harris: Sex Fiend

The First Evil paced back and forth deep within it's lair underneath the Hellmouth in the guise of Buffy Summers, "Humans," it said, "So many of them, all with hopes, dreams, fantasies, desires." It stopped and turned, "See that is the key to their undoing, fufil their darkest desires and let them destroy themselves."

The Turok-Han Uber Vampire turned its head sideways looking at it's master. "And I know just the thing to do it, go bring me The Eye Of Olrek and find a suitable host to bare it someone close to the slayer, someone who's wants and desires can be used to take the slayer out of the running."

Xander was walking home from the construction site quickly, constantly looking over his shoulder, he knew the Uber-vamp was out there somewhere and the last thing he wanted was to run into it. As he walked the streets of Sunnydale he noticed they were unusually empty but he could hear heavy footsteps somewhere close. He stopped and turned around sweating with panic. He could now hear heavy breathing somewhere close by.

"Oh great just leave it to me to work late on a night when a homicidal Uber-vampire is running a muck." Xander said out loud turning to face the direction he was traveling once again only to be met with a fist.

Xander came too strapped down to a large slab of rock his arms and legs tied down spread eagle style.

"Ok," he said, "Now I enjoy the bondage games as much as the next guy but you really aren't my type." He looked around desperately trying to see his captures when he saw someone moving towards him.

"Buffy, thank god I thought I was a dead man."

"Xander Harris, best friend to the slayer but you want so much more a walking back of testosterone with repressed anger and resentment towards all those girls who've screwed you over and such a dirty mind, you have no idea what you're mind is worth to me."

"So I'm guessing you're not Buffy." Xander said quivering, "Help!!!!" he yelled.

"Don't worry, I don't plan to kill you in fact I want to help you get everything you've ever desired and more." at that point the Turok-Han appeared carrying between it's fingers a glowing black jewel.

"What is that?" asked Xander not really wanting to know the answer.

"A gift, The Eye Of Olrek, you see all humans are drown to one type of sin more than others and this is a means of looking into the deepest darkest recesses of your soul and channeling that sin into reality."

"Well I'm not really big on sin, I'm a pretty moral guy."

"Don't lie to me," said the First, "I know all things dark, I know that there isn't a female friend in your life that you haven't lusted after, I know all about those naughty, perverted dreams and fantasies you have and soon they'll become a reality."

"And what if I just stop having dirty thoughts." Xander said smuggly knowing that was impossible especially with so many hot girls in his life.

The First laughed, "You know that's impossible and it doesn't matter anyway, even if you could control your desires they'll leak through in small doses becoming reality only for a moment but the more you use the eye the more of your soul will be twisted and turned into a being of pure sin living his every fantasy to the full, and the slayer will no longer be a threat to me and my plans."

Xander began to struggle as the Turok-Han approached and placed the crystal on his forehead then pressed down on it.

Xander screamed in agony as it piered his head and delved deep into his soul then all went black.

Xander woke lying face down in the dirt on the site of the schools soon to be new pool, "Oh my head." he said rubbing his forehead before looking around and taking in the familiar surrounding of his latest construction site. "What happened?" he asked himself oblivious to the events that had taken place during his unexplainable unconciousness. Getting up he looked at his watch, "Four hours, I've been out for four hours."