School, but first an accident

On your way to school, you see a woman walking down the sidewalk in the opposite direction. She looks to be in her mid-40s, has black hair and a modest chest. You absently play with the gun as you look at her and imagine if what is in store if it works, but while you're distracted you end up tripping. Seriously cursing the unfairness of life again, your hand clenches on the trigger and pulls it.

The next thing you know is a sharp, scraping pain on your knees before hearing a high-pitched, bubbly voice ask you "Like, omigod, are you okay?" Looking up, you're shocked to see a blonde haired woman with a massive chest looking concernedly at you.

'Where did this woman come from? I only saw the black haired lady.' you think to yourself, 'Wait, wasn't the setting on "Bimbo?" Would the gun change her hair color too?' Deciding to check, you ask the blonde, "My name is John. Excuse me, did you see a black haired woman around here?"

The blonde looks around seeming confused before saying, "Like, I don't see anyone, but if you're looking for a woman, then, like, I'm here! I'm Lauri, by the way."