His best friend Eric

I'll be right over, the text message said, followed by, I've got a surprise

Alan wasn't sure what the deal was with the surprise, but since it was from his best friend Eric, he was sure it would be good. Eric was always fun to hang around with. Since they met in the fifth grade, Eric had always been willing to go along with whatever crazy idea Alan came up with, even taking the fall for Alan a few times when they had gotten in trouble. Sure, Alan always felt that he should make it up to Eric somehow, but he never was able to figure out how.

Now that they were both adults, however, Alan had been making sure that whenever they bought beers, Alan would pay. The few times they bought pot, Alan paid for that too. His part-time job was much better paying that Eric's, and besides, he felt that he owed it to his best friend.

The bell rang for the front door. Eric only lived three doors down, so he hadn't expected it to take very long for Alan to arrive.

"Come in!" Alan shouted out the window, "It's open!"

Pausing to take in his image in his dresser mirror, Alan smiled. His long, smooth legs looked great in his khaki shorts and sneakers. His Toronto Maple Leafs t-shirt looked amazing, as if tailored for his thin waist and c-cup breasts. His face, perfectly made up, and his long, beautiful brown hair, all combined to remind him that he was living his dream. He was an amazing, sexy, middle aged woman. The thought of it made the pussy that formerly belonged to his mother grow moist.

Footsteps in the hallway told Alan that Eric at the door. There was a soft knock, and Alan opened the door with a grin.

"Thank God!" Eric said, walking into the room with a brown paper bag in his hand. He crossed the room, put the bag on the bed, and began to take his pants off, "I've been aching all day."

"What?!" Alan exclaimed, shock in his high pitched voice.

"For the handie!" Eric said, pants around his ankles, hugely erect penis straining in his tight white underwear, "Yesterday when I took the fall for you setting off stink bombs at school, you said you'd give me a hand-job today! Don't tell me you're going back on your word!"

"I, uh, I mean, I promised?" Alan asked, dazed at how quickly things were moving.

"Oh good," Eric said excitedly, "I knew I could count on you. Oh! And I got us a surprise! You don't have to use it, of course, but in case you want to get a little fun out of the experience..."