Pull Gudrun's breeches down.

This arrogant woman needs a lesson in humility. And what could be more humbling then having your breeches pulled down in front of everyone? Why, you practically have a moral duty to depants her!

Moving so fast you're invisible, you zip over to Gudrun and give her leather breeches a good tug. You get back to your original position in time to watch gravity take its natural course, resulting in the barbarian woman's pants plummeting down around her ankles. She's wearing emerald green silk panties, surprisingly girly and indulgent for such a tough warrior. There's an instant of silence, and then everyone in the tavern bursts out laughing. Except for you. All you do is raise a single eyebrow.

Gudrun is startled for a moment, but swiftly recovers her composure. As she bends down to pull her breeches back up, you see the first hint of a blush begin to play across her cheeks. "Get over here, boy! I'm holding you responsible for this. We'll see who's laughing when I have you at my mercy."

"I do not fear you, barbarian." You stride towards her, not displaying the least bit of trepidation. "I fight for justice, and justice itself will protect me. Have at thee!"

"Justice this!" You see Gudrun's muscles tense as she prepares to leap. You have only a split second in which to act before she's got you in her iron grip.