Well, you are and you aren't...

Okay, lets see where you take this.

So you're John Doe, born to an average couple in an average town. Raised in an average yatta yatta, such and such.

Where does it get interesting?

Ah, here's the spot. Some odd months ago, **** to excape the crippling boredom of your hometown, you manage to buy a ticket to Jump City, determined to do something exciting with your life.

Naturally, your dream took an immediate turn right into a ditch when reality sunk in. As typical the story goes, life in the big city was not nearly as glamourous or easy as the movies made it out to be. Still, you perservere and manage to get employed as a pizza delivery boy. It doesn't pay much, but it's steady work. And it doesn't hurt that your small studio apartment is almost dirt cheap. Well, compared to every other apartment in the city at least. Doesn't mean you're always living comfortably, but at least you're not homeless.

Anyway, average nobody living in a tiny apartment just looking to make ends meet. Sounds average enough.

Except one day, you get called on to deliver to the Teen Titans for the first time.