Head back to your room

You stroll back to your room at a leisurely pace, whistling an unremembered song as you could walk. It'd been a long day, you could use an hour or two of sleep, and some time for your balls to refill themselves. You have until Sunday night to get those panties, so you might as well have a nice break. Roll yourself a cigarette, maybe see what **** can be found and chill out. That's your perfect Friday night.

You arrive at your room, sliding onto your bed and opening your cupboard, pulling out a rolling set. You quickly go through the steps, laying out your papers, filling it up with tobacco and dropping in a filter. As you're finishing up, you notice Lukas approaching.

"Jack!" he yells, more surprised than anything else.

Focused on your source of precious, precious nicotine, you nod at him, waving your rollie around as you finish rolling it up.

Where the fuck have you been, dude?" Lukas asks angrily.

"Fuck! What the hell, man? I left for five minutes!" you respond, ensuring your rollie still survives before glaring at your friend.

"You've been taking the piss!" Ben says, rushing in the door. "We're your friends, you're supposed to let us know what's up with you!"

"What the fuck did I do?" you respond grumpily.

"We haven't seen you since Friday! It feels like it's been fucking months, dickhead!"

"It.... it is Friday. Isn't it? Is this a bit? Are we doing a time travel bit?" you pause, before lowering your voice. "Dudes, if this is some time shenanigans, you have to have to tell me."

"What the fuck are you talking about? It's Sunday!"

You pause, looking briefly at your phone. "Sunday, 19:12" flashes up.

"Oh, fuck," you say, taken aback. "Shit, I guess time flies."

"Dude, we were waiting on this for ages! We thought you were dead! You just disappeared on us! That's so not cool!"

"Sorry! I guess I... fuck, I don't know! I was busy, I had shit on!"

"Too busy for us? Too busy for all your friends here at the school?" Ben sneers.

"OK, look, I fucked up, I get it! I'm a tremendously lazy asshole!"

"And?"

"And I should've updated you guys, and I need to get my ass into gear because of how supportive you guys are and because of your nice words, and I suck big ol' donkey dick! Happy?"

Ben and Lukas pause, before nodding. They seem satisfied with this.

"Alright, fine, dickbag," Lukas says, before pointing at your rollie. "Make me one, yeah?"

"Aight, sure," you respond, quickly getting to work on a second one.

"I'm just glad you're safe, man," Lukas says.

"Gay," you chuckle, finishing off your second rollie.

"Not because of our friendship. Because I was worried this laundry thing would bite me in the ass."

"Huh?"

"Well, since you pissed me off by ditching us without an update, I might've... volunteered to do the laundry for the whole floor."

"Why the fuck would that affect me?"

"Did you forget out bet? You have to do ALL my laundry. I damn sure have a lot of laundry now."

The cigarette drops from your mouth.

"Um... pardon?" you ask.

"I mean, you basically failed, right? There's like two hours left, you're not going to be able to get all the other panties before nightfall. So, you have a couple days worth of laundry to do for pretty much everyone on the floor."

"I... I have two hours left," you mutter to yourself.

"What'd you say, Jack?"

"I don't have time for this!" you yell, jumping up.