His Neighbor Since Basically The Dawn Of Time

"Well well well, what do we have here." Jessica stepped out of her car and put her hands on her hips. "Mr. I-don't-want-to-carpool-because. Seems it would have been easier if we just rode together, huh? Well, good morning to you too, John."

Jessica (I used to call her Jessy, but she hates that now) is probably the girl I've known longest. She's been my neighbor since 1st grade. No, not in Mr. Zahareed's house. The one on the other side. She's silly and likes cutesy things. While I grew up to be a nerd and have the approximate popularity of Congress, she became a cheer leader. In high school she mostly dated football players, but in college she's since moved on to dating soon-to-be Lawyers and the guys you want to punch on student council election flyers.

She's wearing a cute pink sundress that goes all the way down to her knees. Her shoulder length blond hair almost sparkles in the sunlight. And, of course, because the universe loves to tease me, she's developed a perfect figure. Nice D cup breasts, a perfect bubble butt and a stomach toned from her frequent yoga and jogging. In short, I've spent the entire time since high school desperately wanting to fuck her, despite the fact that she's way out of my league. And I have to be reminded of that fact every time I talk to her. Forever. Fuck my life.

"Today maybe." I grumble, taking a sip from my bottled coffee. "I like being late sometimes."

"You like being stupid sometimes." She laughs. Her smile is fucking radiant. Oh, and she has perfect pearly white teeth too. Have I mentioned fuck my life? "Come on, want to get a bite to eat?"

"Do we have time for that?" I raise an eyebrow.

"If we run, we might."

"Maybe another time." I sigh. "I just want to get to class."

"Jeez, you act like being around me is ****." She walks over and nudges me in the ribs.

"Yeah, you're a real sadist." I smirk, thinking about last night and the comet.

"There's no way I can persuade you to come to me and Preston's party tonight, right?" She gives me the look. The one that makes it hard for me to say no to her. Of course, she proceeded to ruin it by mentioning Preston. Her current boyfriend. That yuppie ass boat shoe wearing motherfucker. "My parents are out of town, and Preston is over 21. Besides, it's not exactly the hardest place for you to get to."

"I'd love to. Seeing Jake is so much fun." I say in a dead voice. My disdain is very poorly hidden. Fucking Preston.

"Stop it." She laughs.

"Actually though, I can't." I sigh. I'm not even lying. "It's DnD night. I'm the leader of the party, so I can't exactly miss a week."

"Whatever you say, nerd." She rolls her eyes at me. Then we start heading over to the history building. She's in a different class then me, but we're going the same way. The honors class. Did I mention she has much better grades then me? Because, she has much better grades then me. Fuck my life.

Maybe he'll say "fuck my life" less, if this post gets lots of likes. Just a thought.