Birthday Present

It was early. 7:20 a.m. Lauren was jolted awake hearing a rhythmic sound of four loud bangs every two seconds. Looking out through her bedroom window, Lauren sees her boyfriend, Randy. He was hard at work, hammering down nails into a floorboard of an unfinished wooden stage.

"Randy!" Lauren called out from her two story house. "What the hell is that?"

"It's uh. It's your present. Happy birthday." Randy responded feeling bashful, and a bit disappointed that Lauren saw her gift before it was finished.

"You don't mean?...Seriously? Oh, fuck yeah! Randy, I could kiss you."

"I'm right here, babe."

"Wait till I get dressed, perv."

Lauren is so excited that Randy finally grew some balls and organized a neighborhood concert. It would be Lauren's first gig! Falling out of bliss, back to reality of her clothing situation, Lauren immediately remembered what happened yesterday.