First explain his sudden absence

There's a certain sleazy appeal to hiding in the bathroom and fingering his bosses pussy but he has a better idea. He walks out of the bathroom stepping carefully at first to avoid losing his balance. By the time he reaches the end of the hall he already feels more comfortable and his walk falls into a more natural rhythm, his heels clicking in time to the swinging of his hips. His first stop is his own office where his secretary is hard at work.

"Hey Janice" he greets her "Just wanted you to know I've sent Gary home for the rest of the day. Poor dear is sick."

"Oh. Nothing serious I hope?" Janice asks sounding concerned

"No no." Gary reassures her "I, um, he just has a stomach upset. He should be fine by tomorrow. I just told him to head home because I'd rather he didn't spread his germs around the office."

"Okay then" Janice nods "I'll reschedule his meetings and forward any urgent messages to him. Was there anything else?"