Ms. Tasker pulls out a cell phone.

You hold Ellen's hand, halfway down the slope below The Reservoir toward the river, as she recounts her story of why she wasn't sure she was going to get along with Amy at first.

"... Amy's squatting on Wendy's face, and oh God, I can see Ms. Tasker's tongue in Amy's pussy! And Ms. Tasker's got her fingers in her own pussy, just rubbing, up and down, round and round. And then she digs in her big handbag and...

"And?" you prompt.

"Well, I was just so stunned I stood there. I could feel my face and ears getting so red, I mean it's the first time I ever walked in on anyone having sex. Really having sex, not just making out. And it's my roommate and my academic advisor!" Ellen's looking a little pink in her face and ears even now from the recollection.

"And, I mean, what happened?"

"And she pulls out a cell phone."

You blink. "A cell phone?"

"Yes, she flips it open and..."