A whole new headache

The house is shaking? WHAT!? The house is shaking!? Somehow, I managed to make it back to the kitchen to witness another in a long running line of impossibilities. My kitchen had expanded to a ridiculous size, and a fiery hole in the ground was opening up like someone was pulling down a zipper.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" Poor Grimmie squealed in fear, literally falling to pieces. Mandy, ever the stoic, just sighed. "Mellon-brain opened a portal to the center of the earth again" my eyes follow her downward pointing finger. Billie was twitching and spasming on the ground, a trio of lumps rising out of her flame red hair.

I should have been expecting this, I guess. But I thought I would get at least a day or two before the nonsense would start. "How in the HELL did that idiot do this!?" Grimmie's head squeaked in alarm as I gave her a knowing glare. "I-It's not me fault Masta! De idiot musta got dat book from me trunk!"

"Well now, daughter of mine~ This is an odd occurrence, I thought we'd end up in Billie's house again..." Our little moment was interrupted by an unknown voice. "Oh god....."

Mandy seemed to recognise the voice immediately.

Standing in front of an impossible hole to nowhere, was someone I never thought I'd see. She was tall, taller than me even. With ink black skin and equally coloured hair. Dressed in an exquisitely tailored black suit. Her suit seemed to hide any figure though, as she seemed thin as a rail.

"Over there mother, near that h-handsome man.... it's cousin Billie. A shorter and seemingly younger girl stepped out from behind this mystery woman. Her looks seemed plain next to her mother? But the visible swell of breasts could be seen under her black dress shirt. Her hair, although similarly coloured as her mother? Was done in a messy but rather cute way.

"Ahh! Dear niece!" She clapped her hands together in a jovial way. "How WONDERFUL to see you again!" Her smile creeped me out. Sharp, dagger like teeth, like a shark. "And Mandy and Grimmie too! Wonderful, absolutely WONDERFUL!"

She couldn't have missed me, "Fucking arrogant bitch!" My hands gripped into fists and I was about to do something I'd probably regret, if she's who I think she is. "Kon!!"

Huh? A soft paw tapped my forehead. "Kon Kon!!" I gave a glance up, Kon was staring down at me with an urgent glance. "Hey.... Good idea little guy~"

Mandy, and Grimmie had our 'House Guests occupied, leaving me and Kon to work out a plan, "Time for a little Chaos buddy." Kon yipped happily as I gave him a gentle scratch behind the ear.