Can't stop fighting

Lauren and Vicki swung on each other. Both were teary eyed messes, on the verge of a full breakdown at being stripped before the peers. Both of them instantly chose to blame the other. Even modesty was forgotten as their humilation turned to rage.

"You idiot!" Lauren yelled at Vicki. "This is all your fault!"

"Me! You stripped me you bitch!" Vicki shot back. The two moved towards each other, nipples almost poking each other.

"You're such a loser." Lauren sneered, looking down over Vicki's body. "You look like a little girl without all your special underwear!"

"Ha! You're one to talk!" Vicki shot back. "At least I'm not a chubster like you!"

"No, you're just a scrawny flattie!" Lauren shouted. "I'm far hotter then you!"

"Yeah right! Without your girdle everyone can see your chubby belly and fat ass! You're totally out of shape!"

"Hey, guys like big butts, all the songs say it!" Lauren defended.

"They like them big, not flabby like a deflated bag of lard!"

"W... well, I think my tits are bigger!" Lauren said, puffing out her chest to show her meager assets.

"Ha! I bet mine are bigger!" Vicki pushed her flat chest forward, thrusting her nonexistent breasts into Lauren's. The two glared at each other, nipples pressed together.

Meanwhile, the crowd was laughing at this absurd contest.

"Are these two flatties arguing about who's got the biggest breasts?" One guy asked.

"I know? Like, they're so little, who cares!" His friend replied.

"Turns out the Tiny Titty Twins can still be arrogant and vain, even when they're revealed to have nothing to show off!" A girl laughed. Everyone was chuckling at the comical display of two naked women trying to outdo each other...