You stumble into a huge cavern

In this cavern, thirty large blue obelisks gently glow in the recesses of the cave. Around you, you here gasps as people point to them and yell, "Soul obelisks!" Slightly confused, you watch as each person chooses one and meditates in front of it.

The sexy red head from before swaggers over to the largest one and her brown haired friend joins her. You consider joining them, but a few glares from the surrounding male cultivators quickly convinces you of otherwise.

Gathering around a pillar near the end, you glance around and copy others who are placing their hands on the pillar. Nothing happens. You watch in amazement as pillars of light begin to shoot up into the sky.

"Did you hear Su Chen's pillar was 69 meters!"

"That's nothing Catharine's was 72!" You glanced to the side and saw the two girls in question; of course, it was those two arrogant(but sexy) females. They preened around their adoring male fans, bathing in the jealous glances of other girls.

"Aiyah!" A small boy glanced at you. "Us, useless cultivators can't compare to those two peerless beauties." He glances at you, "Pff. Can't even summon a ray! What a puny Earthling." You watch as his obelisk shimmers and is bathed in a dim blue light, not even extending out of the obelisk. "This is talent!"

Meekly, you ask, "Uhhh how does this work" He glances at you, bathing in his superiority. "What an idiot! You just place your hand on it, and focus on your spiritual **** travelling through there!"

Gritting your teeth, you place your hand against it and wrinkle your brow nothing. Sighing, you lean back and watch as the two girls jump around their titties, bouncing up and down. You feel your dick begin to Harden. How would you love to teach these bitches to lie under your dick. BOOM! The pillar of light rockets into the air and your obelisk cracks. Ha! You knew you had talent... if only you knew why the pillar did that though....

The crowd gasps and glances at you!

Collectively they whisper, "What happened?" They point at you, and you turn ashen. Did you just destroy a priceless artifact?

The sexy red-head, ostensibly Samantha, floats over to you, her robes waving in the wind. "Foolish Earthling! What did you do?" You stutter, "I... I You tried to remember what the boy had told you."

She seems enraged, her whole face starting to turn a shade of red as her hair. It made her an alluring beauty. "You untalented trash must have cheated! Let me see your dimension bag."

Smirking, you regain some of your confidence. It looks like Ms. Perfect couldn't take getting beaten. You say, "Fat Chance! You're going to have to crawl beneath my crotch for that." You fondle your balls through your khakis.

She fumes, slapping you across the face, sending you careening several meters. You scream, "Bitch, what's wrong with you!" Her face pales, and she stumbles back.

The crowd stares silently, as if memorizing your confrontation. You guess you might be the first person to have ever called her that.

*Comment* uhhh I really hate the boring filler's but like we can't have sex scenes w/o a plot... I guess we could tho....