Lingerie shopping.

"We want to take you to go shopping with us," Elizabeth suggested, looking around the table at her girlfriends.

"Okaaaay," I replied with suspicion. "Where are we going shopping?"

"L'amour Boutique," my wife replied with a coy smile.

"Is that a lingerie store or a sex shop?" I remarked.

"It's lingerie boutique, honey," Elizabeth retorted, playfully sticking her tongue at me. "We booked an appointment to use their secluded fitting room."

"So why are we going lingerie shopping? I've already seen all of you naked last night!" I joked.

"Well, we didn't bring ours over and I think you'll enjoy watching us try on outfits!" Amy answered with a mischievous grin. "Besides, when was the last time you saw all five of us dressed in sexy lingerie?"

I actually had to think about that. "Oh my God, it was our prom night that we all shared a hotel room together!" Memories of the girls parading in front of their dates and me in their skimpy revealing outfits flooded back into my head.

"But this time it'll be just you in the audience instead of being with three other guys and a cute lesbian," Talia laughed.

"I see that your husband approves of our plan," Corrine laughed, staring at the tent I was pitching in my shorts.

"Okay, I should take a shower before we go, especially after last night." I winked at my wife and Talia. "Anyone care to join me?"